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Well let's see... cooked animal's flesh taste pretty darn good, and hasn't landed me in a casket so, so far so good!
It also contains protein so it has some nutritional value. Animal meat is only bad for you if it is fried and has ton of unhealthy fats, then you got a problem.
Blame chicken, pigs, and cows for tasting so good. If they tasted crappy I wouldn't be forced to eat them.
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