Do your parents ever notice the semen stains on your bed?

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Reply 20

It's****ingWOODY

Rule #1 - never tug and then get straight into bed.

Original post by Aristotle's' Disciple

God is dead. Embrace your sins.

Also, Jesus died for our sins - seems like a waste of his life if you then choose not to.

Reply 21

unprinted

Obviously they do.

If you are particularly unfortunate, you may get an embarrassed parent try to talk to you about 'wet dreams' and have to think 'no, if I say I wasn't asleep at the time, it's only going to get worse...'

Reply 22

Snuffleq

Original post by Compost

i am looking for socks and other laundry that haven't made it as far as the laundry basket. The crustiness is impossible to miss if you pick them up.

If readers find this gross, try being the mother picking them up.

Edit. I have never mentioned it, though he might be better at putting everything in the laundry basket if I did. Have only had this problem with 1/3 of my sons - but the other 2 are better at putting the washing in the basket.

Oh **** you were being serious.

Reply 23

ivy.98

Original post by kkboyk

Sleeping on top of a cum stain is my greatest fear whenever a dude invites me over for a sleepover.

loooool just realised this

i better bring some disposable PJs next time

Reply 24

Anonymous #3

Does this happen to girls?

Reply 25

ZS1

Probably since theres always spunk splilages on the really white sheets along with dozens of crusty tissues under my pillows :colondollar:

Reply 26

Davalla

Original post by Anonymous

Does this happen to girls?

I don't think girls can produce semen stains mate.

Reply 27

Feel Tha Bern

Original post by kkboyk

Sleeping on top of a cum stain is my greatest fear whenever a dude invites me over for a sleepover.

Or when you're at your friend's house on his laptop, and you have that sudden realisation :puke:

Reply 28

Anonymous #3

Original post by Davalla

I don't think girls can produce semen stains mate.

Ik only men can but surely they have some kind of fluid.

Reply 29

Feel Tha Bern

Original post by Anonymous

Ik only men can but surely they have some kind of fluid.

Reply 30

emobambam

Original post by SMEGGGY

No, I have a cum r
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LOL don't we all

Reply 31

alkaline.

Original post by nase14_aldayz

Believe me, they're everywhere.

does this not bother you, unhygienic much...

Original post by kkboyk

I remember one time I went to a friends room for the first time. His wall was white and sticky, to the point it felt way too weird for a wall.

You just can't trust any dude :unimpressed:

oh wow lmaoo

I don't understnd why you guys don't just use wipes since you can't wash the sheets everytime

Reply 32

Anonymous #4

Original post by Anonymous

Ik only men can but surely they have some kind of fluid.

we do, more fluid than boys that's for sure.
same stuff as when we get wet except it just keeps being released during arousal, and just before/during orgasm as well.

difference is we don't squirt it everywhere (bar a few), when there is alot it does seep between our legs though.

Reply 33

Sheikhspeare 🎭

i liketh sheikhing the bed when making loveth.

Reply 34

Proxenus

yes my asian parents always give me a lecture on it lol

Reply 35

nase14_aldayz

Original post by alkaline.

does this not bother you, unhygienic much...

You'd be surprised what's in your carpet, bedsheets and so on, despite being hygienic.

Reply 36

kkboyk

Original post by nase14_aldayz

Well I suppose once you run out of floor, walls are the natural next step.

Next thing you know, it'll be the ceiling and shoes.

Original post by alkaline.

oh wow lmaoo

I don't understnd why you guys don't just use wipes since you can't wash the sheets everytime

Only amateurs do this. It's vile to release your fluid all over your bed lol.

Original post by ivy.98

loooool just realised this

i better bring some disposable PJs next time

Don't forget a disposable mask just in case your partner humps the pillow.

Reply 37

Anonymous #3

Original post by Anonymous

This is what I was asking about. Didn't know it happened with guys.

Reply 38

kkboyk

Original post by Feel Tha Bern

Or when you're at your friend's house on his laptop, and you have that sudden realisation :puke:

I always wipe the laptop before use, and wash my hands afterwards (just in case). Or even worse, when in yr11 you forgot your PE socks and so ask your friends for a spare... only to realise it smells 'exotic'.