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Rule #1 - never tug and then get straight into bed.

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God is dead. Embrace your sins.
Also, Jesus died for our sins - seems like a waste of his life if you then choose not to.
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Obviously they do.

If you are particularly unfortunate, you may get an embarrassed parent try to talk to you about 'wet dreams' and have to think 'no, if I say I wasn't asleep at the time, it's only going to get worse...'
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i am looking for socks and other laundry that haven't made it as far as the laundry basket. The crustiness is impossible to miss if you pick them up.

If readers find this gross, try being the mother picking them up.

Edit. I have never mentioned it, though he might be better at putting everything in the laundry basket if I did. Have only had this problem with 1/3 of my sons - but the other 2 are better at putting the washing in the basket.
Oh **** you were being serious.
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(Original post by kkboyk)
Sleeping on top of a *** stain is my greatest fear whenever a dude invites me over for a sleepover.
loooool just realised this

i better bring some disposable PJs next time
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Does this happen to girls?
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Probably since theres always spunk splilages on the really white sheets along with dozens of crusty tissues under my pillows
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Does this happen to girls?
I don't think girls can produce semen stains mate.
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(Original post by kkboyk)
Sleeping on top of a *** stain is my greatest fear whenever a dude invites me over for a sleepover.
Or when you're at your friend's house on his laptop, and you have that sudden realisation :puke:
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(Original post by Davalla)
I don't think girls can produce semen stains mate.
Ik only men can but surely they have some kind of fluid.
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(Original post by Anonymous)
Ik only men can but surely they have some kind of fluid.
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No, I have a *** r
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LOL don't we all
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(Original post by nase14_aldayz)
Believe me, they're everywhere.
does this not bother you, unhygienic much...

(Original post by kkboyk)
I remember one time I went to a friends room for the first time. His wall was white and sticky, to the point it felt way too weird for a wall.

You just can't trust any dude :unimpressed:

oh wow lmaoo

I don't understnd why you guys don't just use wipes since you can't wash the sheets everytime
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(Original post by Anonymous)
Ik only men can but surely they have some kind of fluid.
we do, more fluid than boys that's for sure.
same stuff as when we get wet except it just keeps being released during arousal, and just before/during orgasm as well.

difference is we don't squirt it everywhere (bar a few), when there is alot it does seep between our legs though.
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i liketh sheikhing the bed when making loveth.
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yes my asian parents always give me a lecture on it lol
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(Original post by alkaline.)
does this not bother you, unhygienic much...
You'd be surprised what's in your carpet, bedsheets and so on, despite being hygienic.
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(Original post by nase14_aldayz)
Well I suppose once you run out of floor, walls are the natural next step.

Next thing you know, it'll be the ceiling and shoes.

(Original post by alkaline.)
oh wow lmaoo

I don't understnd why you guys don't just use wipes since you can't wash the sheets everytime
Only amateurs do this. It's vile to release your fluid all over your bed lol.

(Original post by ivy.98)
loooool just realised this

i better bring some disposable PJs next time
Don't forget a disposable mask just in case your partner humps the pillow.
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(Original post by Anonymous)
we do, more fluid than boys that's for sure.
same stuff as when we get wet except it just keeps being released during arousal, and just before/during orgasm as well.

difference is we don't squirt it everywhere (bar a few), when there is alot it does seep between our legs though.
This is what I was asking about. Didn't know it happened with guys.
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(Original post by Feel Tha Bern)
Or when you're at your friend's house on his laptop, and you have that sudden realisation :puke:
I always wipe the laptop before use, and wash my hands afterwards (just in case). Or even worse, when in yr11 you forgot your PE socks and so ask your friends for a spare... only to realise it smells 'exotic'.
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(Original post by kkboyk)
I always wipe the laptop before use, and wash my hands afterwards (just in case). Or even worse, when in yr11 you forgot your PE socks and so ask your friends for a spare... only to realise it smells 'exotic'.

''exotic''


My face rn



I would just think **** it and go out in my school socks
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