MountKimbie the Chunder Dragon Watch

MountKimbie
Badges: 15
Rep:
?
#1
Report Thread starter 2 years ago
#1
So I went on a bit of a mad one last night. Half a litre bottle of Russian Standard at pres, hit me all at once, ended up blasting my housemates with our fire extinguisher, you know how it is.

I wake up and my bed/floor is covered in sick. I had meatballs for dinner; rich in cumin/paprika etc so I cannot for the life of me get it out of the carpet/mattress. It is not hoovering up and I've used an array of cleaning products and it won't budge.

Minions of TSR and upholstery magicians, how do I clean my carpet/bed?

Ps drink sensibly, I was an idiot for drinking so much so quickly.
3
quote
reply
Paracosm
  • Section Leader
  • Peer Support Volunteers
Badges: 21
Rep:
?
#2
Report 2 years ago
#2
(Original post by MountKimbie)
x
My god, sorry to hear this…

This wikiHow thing has some pretty sound advice… best of luck!
0
quote
reply
Woody_Pigeon
Badges: 12
Rep:
?
#3
Report 2 years ago
#3
Thermite.
2
quote
reply
MountKimbie
Badges: 15
Rep:
?
#4
Report Thread starter 2 years ago
#4
(Original post by iEthan)
My god, sorry to hear this…

This wikiHow thing has some pretty sound advice… best of luck!
I've tried a few of the methods here. Not enough chunklets to use a spatula. Its really rubbed into the carpet..

0
quote
reply
Paracosm
  • Section Leader
  • Peer Support Volunteers
Badges: 21
Rep:
?
#5
Report 2 years ago
#5
(Original post by MountKimbie)
I've tried a few of the methods here. Not enough chunklets to use a spatula. Its really rubbed into the carpet..

Try the vinegar one :holmes:
0
quote
reply
MountKimbie
Badges: 15
Rep:
?
#6
Report Thread starter 2 years ago
#6
(Original post by iEthan)
Try the vinegar one :holmes:
Even on my bed?
0
quote
reply
Paracosm
  • Section Leader
  • Peer Support Volunteers
Badges: 21
Rep:
?
#7
Report 2 years ago
#7
(Original post by MountKimbie)
Even on my bed?
Well… I reckon you should write off the mattress as soon as possible… But… desperate times and desperate measures…
0
quote
reply
MountKimbie
Badges: 15
Rep:
?
#8
Report Thread starter 2 years ago
#8
(Original post by iEthan)
Well… I reckon you should write off the mattress as soon as possible… But… desperate times and desperate measures…
My landlord will kill me...
0
quote
reply
Paracosm
  • Section Leader
  • Peer Support Volunteers
Badges: 21
Rep:
?
#9
Report 2 years ago
#9
(Original post by MountKimbie)
My landlord will kill me...
Can't you save up to replace the mattress? Also, shops like The Range will allow you to hire an industrial carpet cleaner: http://www.therange.co.uk/fcp/conten...doctor/content
0
quote
reply
MountKimbie
Badges: 15
Rep:
?
#10
Report Thread starter 2 years ago
#10
(Original post by iEthan)
Can't you save up to replace the mattress? Also, shops like The Range will allow you to hire an industrial carpet cleaner: http://www.therange.co.uk/fcp/conten...doctor/content
Oh iEthan..these are some expensive options you are presenting to me. Vinegar it is!
0
quote
reply
Paracosm
  • Section Leader
  • Peer Support Volunteers
Badges: 21
Rep:
?
#11
Report 2 years ago
#11
(Original post by MountKimbie)
Oh iEthan..these are some expensive options you are presenting to me. Vinegar it is!
I'm sorry :cry2:
1
quote
reply
dean01234
Badges: 19
Rep:
?
#12
Report 2 years ago
#12
(Original post by MountKimbie)
Oh iEthan..these are some expensive options you are presenting to me. Vinegar it is!
Cheap option is to just flip the mattress.
0
quote
reply
SophieSmall
Badges: 21
Rep:
?
#13
Report 2 years ago
#13
(Original post by MountKimbie)
So I went on a bit of a mad one last night. Half a litre bottle of Russian Standard at pres, hit me all at once, ended up blasting my housemates with our fire extinguisher, you know how it is.

I wake up and my bed/floor is covered in sick. I had meatballs for dinner; rich in cumin/paprika etc so I cannot for the life of me get it out of the carpet/mattress. It is not hoovering up and I've used an array of cleaning products and it won't budge.

Minions of TSR and upholstery magicians, how do I clean my carpet/bed?

Ps drink sensibly, I was an idiot for drinking so much so quickly.
Sounds like the only way for it to be cleaned properly is to rent yourself either a carpet cleaner (can also clean the bed with a hose attachment) or hire a professional. Shouldn't be more more than £50 to get a professional, less to rent but it'll get the job done properly.

if you hire a professional instead of rent go on the the Liverpool trading facebook pages and ask around, make sure you get someone with good recommendations/ reviews there are some dodgy ones on there.


Also lol, you're a right tit.
0
quote
reply
RobML
Badges: 3
Rep:
?
#14
Report 2 years ago
#14
(Original post by MountKimbie)
So I went on a bit of a mad one last night. Half a litre bottle of Russian Standard at pres, hit me all at once, ended up blasting my housemates with our fire extinguisher, you know how it is.

I wake up and my bed/floor is covered in sick. I had meatballs for dinner; rich in cumin/paprika etc so I cannot for the life of me get it out of the carpet/mattress. It is not hoovering up and I've used an array of cleaning products and it won't budge.

Minions of TSR and upholstery magicians, how do I clean my carpet/bed?

Ps drink sensibly, I was an idiot for drinking so much so quickly.
Lol lightweight
1
quote
reply
MountKimbie
Badges: 15
Rep:
?
#15
Report Thread starter 2 years ago
#15
(Original post by RobML)
Lol lightweight
I usually handle alcohol really well, never do anything stupid apart from the occasional hook up, but last night was carnage.

Hit me so hard. Haven't drunk like that in years.
0
quote
reply
MountKimbie
Badges: 15
Rep:
?
#16
Report Thread starter 2 years ago
#16
(Original post by SophieSmall)
Sounds like the only way for it to be cleaned properly is to rent yourself either a carpet cleaner (can also clean the bed with a hose attachment) or hire a professional. Shouldn't be more more than £50 to get a professional, less to rent but it'll get the job done properly.

if you hire a professional instead of rent go on the the Liverpool trading facebook pages and ask around, make sure you get someone with good recommendations/ reviews there are some dodgy ones on there.


Also lol, you're a right tit.
Ugh £50. I move out soon anyway........

And yeah, it's not like me to drink enough to throw up but whatever, it happened. I'm lucky I didn't choke in my sleep, I don't even remember being sick.

Still hungover
0
quote
reply
SophieSmall
Badges: 21
Rep:
?
#17
Report 2 years ago
#17
(Original post by MountKimbie)
Ugh £50. I move out soon anyway........

And yeah, it's not like me to drink enough to throw up but whatever, it happened. I'm lucky I didn't choke in my sleep, I don't even remember being sick.

Still hungover
well it's only going to come out of your deposit anyway, and it'll be cheaper than £50 if you just rent the vac like someone above posted. £20 for a day.

I guarantee whatever you don't pay now to fix it you'll end up losing at least double from your deposit.
0
quote
reply
MountKimbie
Badges: 15
Rep:
?
#18
Report Thread starter 2 years ago
#18
(Original post by SophieSmall)
well it's only going to come out of your deposit anyway, and it'll be cheaper than £50 if you just rent the vac like someone above posted. £20 for a day.

I guarantee whatever you don't pay now to fix it you'll end up losing at least double from your deposit.
My deposit scheme is amazing, it's protected with a passcode. My landlord has half the passcode, and I have the other half so he can't touch the money.

It will be alright, he won't charge me if I conceal it enough. Lots of fabreeze.
0
quote
reply
DiddyDec
Badges: 3
Rep:
?
#19
Report 2 years ago
#19
This is what you need. That with hard scrubbing works a treat.
0
quote
reply
X

Quick Reply

Attached files
Write a reply...
Reply
new posts
Latest
My Feed

See more of what you like on
The Student Room

You can personalise what you see on TSR. Tell us a little about yourself to get started.

Personalise

Were you ever put in isolation at school?

Yes (148)
27.82%
No (384)
72.18%

Watched Threads

View All