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    Big fat German(?) guy dashes over to disabled guy at bus stop:

    German: Hey! It's you man! How have you been?
    Other guy: ...
    German : I'm so happy you're keeping active. It's good to wear sportswear.
    Other guy: I'm just going to my girlfriend's...
    German: Great! How are your parents?
    Other guy: They're OK...
    German: What's your name?
    OG: Michael
    German: Michael. That's one of my most favorite names because I am such of huge fan of....MICHAEL JACKSON!!! (ALL CAPS)

    (bus arrives)

    German: I am SEBASTION! Goodbye! (walks away from bus stop).

    I don't think he was taking the piss, I think he was just really happy. We should all be like Sebastion.

    Woman: I KNOW HES A FKING SCHIZO! (All caps)
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