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    (Original post by rajneetk)
    I was responding to Spock's Socks post.

    I don't have a bae lol.
    If you did, then what is a must... In terms of personality and features (Physical)...?
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    (Original post by MountKimbie)
    I am who I am, eh

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    Lol, yep....
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    (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
    HAHA! LOL wtf???
    Is there any issue sir ?
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    (Original post by Abishek Malhotra)
    Is there any issue sir ?
    Erm.. No 'sir' there is not an issue.
    Its just, that... thats just a little...
    Ha GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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    (Original post by Abishek Malhotra)
    Is there any issue sir ?
    Hello Mr. Malhotra sir

    My wife very dark down there. I not like. Skin whitening cream work there?
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    (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
    Erm.. No 'sir' there is not an issue.
    Its just, that... thats just a little...
    Ha GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    Im gathering you are very much still in closet, you are welcome to message me for detail of my colleagues who will help you with that. Thank you.
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    (Original post by Abishek Malhotra)
    Im gathering you are very much still in closet, you are welcome to message me for detail of my colleagues who will help you with that. Thank you.
    No betta.. I am not in closet, closet too dark... Me no like closet
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    (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
    If you did, then what is a must... In terms of personality and features (Physical)...?
    I'm not sure but here you go lol

    Personality:

    1. Intelligent
    2. Amiable
    3. Prudent
    4. Confident
    5. Thoughtful and patient.
    6. Humorous


    Physical:

    1. Cheekbones
    2. Chiseled jawline
    3. Beard lmao
    4. Abs
    5. Great personal hygiene - short clean hand and toenails, washes regularly and clean teeth.
    6. Hazel or brown to dark brown eyes
    7. Cute smile


    That's about it lol.
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    (Original post by Tamil Tiger)
    Hello Mr. Malhotra sir

    My wife very dark down there. I not like. Skin whitening cream work there?
    Hello sir

    Thank you for enquiry. I am assuming your wife is Tamil and that will be expected with 90% but I will suggest you dont apply skin lightening cream in sensitive area as it will cause reactions which will not allow intercourse for you. I will suggest applying coconut milk every morning and evening. If you have further questions please do not hesitate to message me. Thank you.

    (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
    No betta.. I am not in closet, closet too dark... Me no like closet
    Just to let you know I have received your message and will get back to you shortly. Thank you.
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    (Original post by rajneetk)
    I'm not sure but here you go lol

    Personality:

    1. Intelligent
    2. Amiable
    3. Prudent
    4. Confident
    5. Thoughtful and patient.
    6. Humorous


    Physical:

    1. Cheekbones
    2. Chiseled jawline
    3. Beard lmao
    4. Abs
    5. Great personal hygiene - short clean hand and toenails, washes regularly and clean teeth.
    6. Hazel or brown to dark brown eyes
    7. Cute smile


    That's about it lol.
    You described me without:

    Cheekbones
    Prudent
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    Dunno if my smile is cute (Don't think so)
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    (Original post by Abishek Malhotra)
    Hello sir

    Thank you for enquiry. I am assuming your wife is Tamil and that will be expected with 90% but I will suggest you dont apply skin lightening cream in sensitive area as it will cause reactions which will not allow intercourse for you. I will suggest applying coconut milk every morning and evening. If you have further questions please do not hesitate to message me. Thank you.



    Just to let you know I have received your message and will get back to you shortly. Thank you.
    You are very welcome!
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    (Original post by Abishek Malhotra)
    Hello sir

    Thank you for enquiry. I am assuming your wife is Tamil and that will be expected with 90% but I will suggest you dont apply skin lightening cream in sensitive area as it will cause reactions which will not allow intercourse for you. I will suggest applying coconut milk every morning and evening. If you have further questions please do not hesitate to message me. Thank you.
    HAHAHAHA omg I am legit cryingggggggggggggggg

    :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
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    (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
    You described me without:

    Cheekbones
    Prudent
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    Dunno if my smile is cute (Don't think so)
    TheALevelStudent agrees too.
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    (Original post by rajneetk)
    TheALevelStudent agrees too.
    Yeah lol, whatever rajneetk said lol!

    P.s. What is going on?
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    (Original post by TheALevelStudent)
    Yeah lol, whatever rajneetk said lol!

    P.s. What is going on?
    Do you have abs?
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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    They must have a heart.
    Beating or not beating: both are fine, although I may have a preference towards the latter.
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    Their lack of physical presence
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    I'd make her real instead of imaginary
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    They must exist first of all
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    (Original post by rajneetk)
    Do you have abs?
    Currently at this moment in time no lol. I used to have them, but they disappeared because I've been eating to much pizza lol. I plan to find them
    Again during the holidays though lol!
 
 
 
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