I just ate a chocolate Easter egg in bed, fapped and fell asleep for 3 hours, AMA. Watch

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Nice!
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sexy voice?


you clearly haven't heard her actual voice :rofl:
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(Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
Awwww so cute!
Don't patronize me woman.


(Original post by Ethereal World)
Why did you eat your Easter egg already :hand:

That's abhorrent impatience.
Meh, cos I wanted to.


(Original post by GMQ)
Get a job
Make me.


(Original post by the bear)
was it a cream egg ? :flute:
Yeah, Candury's Creme Egg. Had the small one then had the big one.


(Original post by Supersaps)
Fap probably lasted 30 seconds judging by how much self-control you had over your Easter egg....


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Takes me about 10 minutes.


(Original post by toonervoustotalk)
Too much info
My eyes
My precious eyes cant unsee this:argh:
lol


(Original post by Unown Uzer)
If you had reversed the order in which you performed the actions, you would have had a cream chocolate egg!
wtf


(Original post by Thomb)
Did you fap then eat your egg or eat your egg then tap?


R*ead my blog http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show....php?t=3968961
Eggs then fapped.


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We call these people a mess
Yeah well, you suck.
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Were your fingers sticky?
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The unemployed life.
So if you had a job, it wouldn't happen?

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i presume you're talking about "unemployed" in terms of a job...


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So if you had a job, it wouldn't happen?
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Well no, this was during the day, sort of a midday nap.

Unless you're talking about a job where you can eat chocolate, fap and nap all day then I'm there.
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goals
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(Original post by HammerBurst500)
Well no, this was during the day, sort of a midday nap.

Unless you're talking about a job where you can eat chocolate, fap and nap all day then I'm there.
Okay. Send me your phone number via PM and I'll let you know when something becomes available.

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Okay. Send me your phone number via PM and I'll let you know when something is available.

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078 673 872 73
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078 673 872 73
If it's real. You can expect a call.

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(Original post by HammerBurst500)
The unemployed life.
Did you get chocolate on your wang?
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Living the lay down and rot lifestyle
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(Original post by Tootles)
Did you get chocolate on your wang?
Probably.


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Living the lay down and rot lifestyle
No.
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Smh is everyone on this site delay discounters?! :naughty:
I ate mine in February.

Also you know the calender full of chocolate you get for the month of December that you meant to eat one of each day? Well one time on 1st of December I just ate all the chocolate for the whole month. I didn't care.
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You must be so proud... here is your trophy, sir.

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You must be so proud... here is your trophy, sir.

That awkward moment when you get a bit hungry looking at that.
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