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    Title says it all.
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    If you have a penis (or something that looks like a shrivelled root vegetable) you're a boy.

    If you don't, you're a girl.


    That is how you will know what sex you are.
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    slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
    pretty much like this
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    You put the lime in the coconut.
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    Hello sir

    Very easy. Insert your stick in hole. If you do not have stick you wait for stick to be entered in your hole. If you would like any more information on the procedure I will forward you my video tutorials.

    Thank you.
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    (Original post by MrsSheldonCooper)
    If you have a penis (or something that looks like a shrivelled root vegetable) you're a boy.

    If you don't, you're a girl.


    That is how you will know what sex you are.
    What if you have both smart ass?
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
    pretty much like this
    You are one sick girl.
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    (Original post by Abishek Malhotra)
    Hello sir

    Very easy. Insert your stick in hole. If you do not have stick you wait for stick to be entered in your hole. If you would like any more information on the procedure I will forward you my video tutorials.

    Thank you.
    Yes give video. This sex unclear to me.
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    (Original post by bougar437)
    What if you have both smart ass?
    You'll get great money in porn I guess?
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    (Original post by Abishek Malhotra)
    Hello sir

    Very easy. Insert your stick in hole. If you do not have stick you wait for stick to be entered in your hole. If you would like any more information on the procedure I will forward you my video tutorials.

    Thank you.
    sir i want tutorial on human sex. your video is inserting stick into sheep so that is not helpful
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    (Original post by bougar437)
    You are one sick girl.
    i know
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    (Original post by Tamil Tiger)
    sir i want tutorial on human sex. your video is inserting stick into sheep so that is not helpful
    Hello sir

    You requested indian shepherd style so it was to be expected. If you have any more questions do not hesitate to ask sir.

    Thank you.
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    (Original post by Abishek Malhotra)
    Hello sir

    You requested indian shepherd style so it was to be expected. If you have any more questions do not hesitate to ask sir.

    Thank you.
    no sir i requested doggy style but you sent me video of dog sex with you

    not what wanted. not nice. my erection gone
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    (Original post by Tamil Tiger)
    no sir i requested doggy style but you sent me video of dog sex with you

    not what wanted. not nice. my erection gone
    Hello sir

    I am gathering you have erectile dysfunction. You will need treatment as this is very abnormal. Message me if you would like this and I will pass on details of colleagues to fix your issues.

    Thank you.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwnrWzgUP2w
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
    pretty much like this
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hVIejf6KGJ...s1600/wtf6.gif
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
    pretty much like this
    Oh my gawd :lolwut:
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
    pretty much like this
    fuuuccckkkk I need to try this
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
    pretty much like this
    Reading that, I haven't gained and then lost a semi so quickly since I saw Two Girls One Cup or read Blowfly Girl :rofl:
 
 
 
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