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    (Original post by I am Halal)
    I understand but the reason I said that was because are these uncles trying to say that I am undateable because of my height.
    Mate, just calm down. Ur not that small. Desi aunties and uncles talk crap a lot let it go :lol:
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    (Original post by I am Halal)
    is 5 foot 5 even short??
    164cm is around 5'3 LOOOOOL AT YOU FAM
    even girls are taller than you

    (Original post by DesiGirl31)
    Mate, just calm down. Ur not that small. Desi aunties and uncles talk crap a lot let it go :lol:
    lol yes it is short.
    I thought he might have been average like 5'7 or something which is fine but 5'3 come on LOOOL is this a real thread
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    (Original post by I am Halal)
    LOL I hope I dont get a rishta. I am gay
    Do you have low standards when choosing guys by any chance?
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    164cm is around 5'3 LOOOOOL AT YOU FAM
    even girls are taller than you



    lol yes it is short.
    I thought he might have been average like 5'7 or something which is fine but 5'3 come on LOOOL is this a real thread
    Lool, hes taller than me :rolleyes:
    Then again... most people are
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwCd9vjO6E
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    (Original post by I am Halal)
    Hi

    I am so done ! Ok I am a male and I am 164cm tall. Pretty short for societial expectations, but whatever man. But I am extremelely muscular and have a nice and symmetrical face, and a good black thick beard, Last but not least I have a nice ass ( extremely important),

    However for these ****ing Desi uncles always ask " Why are you so short?"
    err. I did not choose to be short. No one chooses their height ! And then they laugh and call me a midget. 164 cm is not even that short. It is perfectly average.

    "Why are you so fat", that is the reply I wanna give them. I did not choose my height but you are choosing to remain fat by eating rotis with daal and biriyani all day wtih a nice glass of lassi and no excercise.

    . It is really taking away my confidence. I dont know man, maybe I am too short,

    I am 21, but I might grow, as my Dad apperantly grew when he was 22 and and my elder brothers also grew in their 20s., must be in the family..but it does not make a difference.
    Why don't you reply with that? Brown people have no common sense to this ****.
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    Why don't you reply with that? Brown people have no common sense to this ****.
    Because there is a difference between having brown uncles and white uncles
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    (Original post by dalegeorge1)
    Because there is a difference between having brown uncles and white uncles
    And that is?
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    And that is?
    They can beat yo ass 'as a joke' without warning as respect for elders is a big thing for south Asians unlike white uncles who may take it as 'banter'
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    (Original post by dalegeorge1)
    They can beat yo ass 'as a joke' without warning as respect for elders is a big thing for south Asians unlike white uncles who may take it as 'banter'
    idc making them feel stupid and giving them a taste of their medicine would be worth a beat down.
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    idc making them feel stupid and giving them a taste of their medicine would be worth a beat down.
    Yes it would lool but it's impossible to escape them after they get their ass given to them
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    5,5 is rather small for a man. As long as you have an average - large penis you will be fine.
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    thats pretty peak i'm 1.78m- 5ft8- and im only 15
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    164cm is around 5'3 LOOOOOL AT YOU FAM
    even girls are taller than you



    lol yes it is short.
    I thought he might have been average like 5'7 or something which is fine but 5'3 come on LOOOL is this a real thread
    I might be shorter than you but at least I dont have a low IQ. The fact you cant believe that there 5 foot 5 men shows me that you are delusional and have a low IQ
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    (Original post by I am Halal)
    I might be shorter than you but at least I dont have a low IQ. The fact you cant believe that there 5 foot 5 men shows me that you are delusional and have a low IQ
    Where did I say that I can't believe men of your height exist?
    I'm not delusional (debatably) and neither am I dumb.
    The is this a real thread was a joke ofc it's real TF I've seen short af guys irl .. It's just funny that's all

    Why don't u throw some banter back at ur uncles? I doubt they'll ever stop.
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    Where did I say that I can't believe men of your height exist?
    I'm not delusional (debatably) and neither am I dumb.
    The is this a real thread was a joke ofc it's real TF I've seen short af guys irl .. It's just funny that's all

    Why don't u throw some banter back at ur uncles? I doubt they'll ever stop.
    You cant reply to Desi uncles. It is culture
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    (Original post by I am Halal)
    I understand but they say stuff like " You are never gonna get a rishta " Like WTF?
    I prefer di*k anyway, but genuine question. Would you marry a short muscular good looking man who has a nice ass, thick beard and sexy lips
    The way you describe yourself is ****ing creepy mate
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    (Original post by plasmaman)
    The way you describe yourself is ****ing creepy mate
    I am sexy
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    Lol OP - trust desi uncles to have a go at you about something that isn't in your control. At least you're not fat! But think about it - they're only picking on you for your height because they haven't got anything better to make fun of you for. That's a good thing! It must mean things are going pretty well for you.

    Here are some videos to cheer you up.



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    I'm 5"8 and I get called short lmao

    but hey Zayn Malik is only 5"7 and he is a sex god.
    Spoiler:
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    and he is banging Gigi Hadid :perv:
 
 
 
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