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    (Original post by greatguy439)
    Look at that look. Not even trying to defend herself. She knows she is a monster and is proud. :mad:
    fight me

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    (Original post by whorace)
    Step 1 is to get her attached to you not vice versa, the more she opens up about herself and vulnerable she is the more it builds the attraction, careful not to become a friend though, you still need to keep her at arm's length until you get what you want (the kiss)
    How is this even possible without becoming her friend?
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    (Original post by SophieSmall)
    You're not the centre of their universe, if you want an answer ask the person who isn't responding to your texts rather than villainising half the population because you can't act like an adult and communicate.
    A bit rich coming for you. Every comment I see from you it is you acting superior and self- righteous. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by supercrazy)
    How is this even possible without becoming her friend?
    Scarcity, the less she sees you the more she values the time you spend together. You need to be a friend but not a friend, get her number and make her chase you, don't ignore her but don't wait on her either. If she asks you out, first time she does so say you're busy.
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    (Original post by greatguy439)
    A bit rich coming for you. Every comment I see from you it is you acting superior and self- righteous. :rolleyes:
    dam daniel....
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    (Original post by greatguy439)
    A bit rich coming for you. Every comment I see from you it is you acting superior and self- righteous. :rolleyes:
    The irony.
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    (Original post by supercrazy)
    wait, what?? hormonal!? wtf is that?? are you busy all day and the next day and the next and so on...
    No it means one day you're not pissing her off and the next day you are.

    whorace is right about the vulnerability thing but you better not **** her over after getting her emotionally involved

    Also spending tooo much time away it's really off putting and frustrating and she'll start to mentally associate you
    with not having enough time for her and causing negative emotions
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    No it means one day you're not pissing her off and the next day you are.

    whorace is right about the vulnerability thing but you better not **** her over after getting her emotionally involved
    The advice I have given here is partly in jest, but it does work, it's just very manipulative. It won't last in a serious relationship, but it will get you into a short fling.
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    (Original post by whorace)
    Scarcity, the less she sees you the more she values the time you spend together. You need to be a friend but not a friend, get her number and make her chase you, don't ignore her but don't wait on her either. If she asks you out, first time she does so say you're busy.
    How would I go about getting her number. More than Likely I have to ask her.


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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    No it means one day you're not pissing her off and the next day you are.

    whorace is right about the vulnerability thing but you better not **** her over after getting her emotionally involved

    Also spending tooo much time away it's really off putting and frustrating and she'll start to mentally associate you
    with not having enough time for her and causing negative emotions
    Wait, aren't you a girl ??


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    (Original post by supercrazy)
    Wait, aren't you a girl ??


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    Am I??
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    (Original post by SophieSmall)
    The irony.
    Dam she went there...


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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    Am I??
    I don't know. You tell me.


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    (Original post by supercrazy)
    How would I go about getting her number. More than Likely I have to ask her.


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    Depends if you see her regularly, if you see her regularly be cold and aloof for about a month then suddenly come on strong and ask for her number, otherwise you have to comeon somewhat strong anyway due to constraints.
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    (Original post by whorace)
    The advice I have given here is partly in jest, but it does work, it's just very manipulative. It won't last in a serious relationship, but it will get you into a short fling.
    The advice only really works on insecure or emotionally unstable girls. None of that **** would work on me, ain't got time for your games sonny.
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    It's okay since it's not you he wants
    I know, but it may not work for the OP if the girl he is after isn't basically an idiot.
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    (Original post by whorace)
    Depends if you see her regularly, if you see her regularly be cold and aloof for about a month then suddenly come on strong and ask for her number, otherwise you have to comeon somewhat strong anyway due to constraints.
    OMG am putting more work than in my alevels. Tbh not worth


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    (Original post by SophieSmall)
    The advice only really works on insecure or emotionally unstable girls. None of that **** would work on me, ain't got time for your games sonny.
    Tbh Sophie the type of girls guys generally manipulate are those ones, it's a really cruel world when we punish those with low self esteem with such a fate, but practically speaking you're quite right, a confident and assertive girl is going to have very clear boundaries and a sense of worth independent of liking a guy.
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    (Original post by TSRMiscer)
    I'm an Alpha male.

    And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?

    Yeah, I'm ****ing her.

    The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

    Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.

    The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

    Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?




    And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to **** 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to *** on her face before you get those lips near it.

    And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bull****? You're triggering her "Don't ****" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.




    And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the *** out of my ****, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my *** from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

    And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

    I'd say you should become an hero, but you being around makes her want a real man all the more, so keep ***ging it up, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.
    This can only be described as a short essay and its one of the saddest things I have ever read in my life, but I also laughed all the way through. Please find a hobby.
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    (Original post by whorace)
    Tbh Sophie the type of girls guys generally manipulate are those ones, it's a really cruel world when we punish those with low self esteem with such a fate, but practically speaking you're quite right, a confident and assertive girl is going to have very clear boundaries and a sense of worth independent of liking a guy.
    The the feeling when the girls where I live are dumb as fk


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