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    Throw away just the sock with the hole
    123
    21.13%
    Throw away both socks
    160
    27.49%
    I keep wearing holey socks
    280
    48.11%
    I don’t wear socks
    19
    3.26%

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    (Original post by ombtom)
    I collect the holey socks in a holey sock draw until I have a sufficient number of holey socks to build a holey sock volcano. I then climb the holey sock volcano and jump inside to search for a higher holey sock dimension. Upon finding the higher holey sock dimension in a holey sock cave in the holey sock volcano, I traverse the higher holey sock dimension looking for a new holey sock volcano where I can lay my holy chosen holey sock to rest until a higher holey sock dimension holey sock monster arises from the depths of another holey sock draw and hunts the holy holey sock but then it realises that life is pointless and jumps from a holey sock cliff.


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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    It opens to YOUR voice

    purple pancakes :ahee:
    That's so random.
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    (Original post by ombtom)
    That's so random.
    as was your post :fuhrer:
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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    as was your post :fuhrer:
    Really, nothing is random.
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    (Original post by Inexorably)
    im just a poor innocent catholic child, i've been exposed to bad things :afraid:
    ...I'm surprised you haven't. I thought we ALL did at some point.
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    You could have said "DARN IT" instead of "DAMN IT" too.

    Missed an opportunity there.
    You're just unravelling my jokes now
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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    ...I'm surprised you haven't. I thought we ALL did at some point.
    (surprised I haven't what)

    sorry my concentration span is very small sometimes x)
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    (Original post by Inexorably)
    (surprised I haven't what)

    sorry my concentration span is very small sometimes x)
    you know...
    choked the chicken?
    milked the cow?

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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    you know...
    choked the chicken?
    milked the cow?
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    omg i was joking yes I'VE BEATEN THE BISHOP ;//
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    (Original post by Inexorably)
    omg i was joking yes I'VE BEATEN THE BISHOP ;//
    :yy:
    This conversation is getting a bit too TMI :lol:
    Well congratz :party:
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    Play Hole-in-One.
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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    :yy:
    This conversation is getting a bit too TMI :lol:
    Well congratz :party:
    NOW it's tmi?!?!?!

    Thank you, I feel honoured... no-one has ever congratulated me on that before ~Weeps~
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    sacrifice them to our lord and saviour lucifer
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    (Original post by Inexorably)
    NOW it's tmi?!?!?!

    Thank you, I feel honoured... no-one has ever congratulated me on that before ~Weeps~
    only because I imagined a snowman doing it...
    plus what would be my response? like do you like it? did you have much to clean up? Do you have any tips? :dontknow:
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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    only because I imagined a snowman doing it...
    plus what would be my response? like do you like it? did you have much to clean up? Do you have any tips? :dontknow:
    omg no i don't actualyl want a response, i was just astonished this is where it's ''too much info''

    a snowman doing it
    wow
    i am sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but alas i am not a snowman irl
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    (Original post by Inexorably)
    omg no i don't actualyl want a response, i was just astonished this is where it's ''too much info''

    a snowman doing it
    wow
    i am sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but alas i am not a snowman irl
    our convos mainly consist of masturbation and donuts :yy:
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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    our convos mainly consist of masturbation and donuts :yy:
    welcome to my personality &+**
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    throw away just the hole sock
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    I have had fights with my mother over this.
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    "I bought you new socks last week, why aren't you wearing them instead of your holey ones? You're making me look like a terrible mother."

    "BECAUSE THESE ONES HAVE REINDEER ON THEM."

    "IT'S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS."

    "JINGLE BEL-"

    "no"

    "JINGLE BELLS"

    "please stop"

    "JINGLE ALL THE WAY"

    "you are tearing this family apart"
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    Bin both socks - OCD and perfectionism.
 
 
 
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