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    After I'd been swimming earlier I went back to my locker to get my tower and shower gel. Whilst there I encountered a rather attractive lady who needed my help getting into her locker, after I got into her locker she thanked me whilst touching my chest for some reason. Anyway I was wearing tight trunks and I'm quite well endowed, which I wouldn't normally complain about but there are down sides. The manly act of helping the attractive lady obviously excited my feller and I got a semi, which the children in the shower all had to witness. As a confident person who is proud of my body I embraced it, however I was having to concentrate hard to not go full mast.

    Has anyone got any tips for preventing another near miss in such revealing clothes when talking to attractive ladies?
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    I don't even see why you care. You weren't talking to a 12 year old girl, why does it matter? **** even 12 year old girls love erections... Just, erm, don't like get your erect **** out for a 12 year old girl...
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    Think of dead relatives
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    When you go swimming, do not get close to anything which could potentially arouse you
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    I wouldn't worry - the woman will probably just be flattered. Also, most people might not have even noticed and if they did you will likely never see them again.
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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    Think of dead relatives
    That always makes it worse for me
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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    Think of dead relatives
    He's trying to not be aroused
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    (Original post by Lucasium)
    He's trying to not be aroused
    Well I certainly wouldn't aroused when thinking of dead relatives...:I
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    (Original post by MyNameWasTaken12)
    That always makes it worse for me
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    He's trying to not be aroused
    What the actual fruck... Jeez :puke:
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    Wear trunks like these, not like these in the future :P They'll help hide some of the erection
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    They do this at the beach.

    Quick hide the seaman
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    I don't even see why you care. You weren't talking to a 12 year old girl, why does it matter? **** even 12 year old girls love erections... Just, erm, don't like get your erect **** out for a 12 year old girl...
    Instructions not clear.

    Adam Johnson is my cellmate
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    (Original post by Lucasium)
    He's trying to not be aroused
    sheeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :rofl:
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    (Original post by Slutty Salafi)
    sheeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :rofl:
    I was going to say he beat me to it.

    But I already killed the relatives.
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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    Think of dead relatives
    That just makes me feel guilty for having an erection whilst thinking about them.

    I don't normally even get a tingle when talking to girls, but ice not had much female contact recently so I suppose that could have contributed.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    After I'd been swimming earlier I went back to my locker to get my tower and shower gel. Whilst there I encountered a rather attractive lady who needed my help getting into her locker, after I got into her locker she thanked me whilst touching my chest for some reason. Anyway I was wearing tight trunks and I'm quite well endowed, which I wouldn't normally complain about but there are down sides. The manly act of helping the attractive lady obviously excited my feller and I got a semi, which the children in the shower all had to witness. As a confident person who is proud of my body I embraced it, however I was having to concentrate hard to not go full mast.

    Has anyone got any tips for preventing another near miss in such revealing clothes when talking to attractive ladies?
    Show her your manliness so she can see how manly you really are.
    show the children you manlines..... wait wat

    EMBRACE MY LOOOOOONNNNNNGGGG HOLY PAENUS
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    Women have no idea how hard it is for us guys.
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    I don't even see why you care. You weren't talking to a 12 year old girl, why does it matter? **** even 12 year old girls love erections... Just, erm, don't like get your erect **** out for a 12 year old girl...
    Erm no mate... Should have thought this one through... Doubt you did.
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    I don't even see why you care. You weren't talking to a 12 year old girl, why does it matter? **** even 12 year old girls love erections... Just, erm, don't like get your erect **** out for a 12 year old girl...

    :toofunny:
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    Another good reason to have segregated pools.
 
 
 
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