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    I've just taken a dump in my toilet, should the poo be privatised?

    I mean just imagine the share price and how many shareholders there'd be. :moon:

    I mean my privatisation of Royal Mail was a success so why not a repeat success with the privatisation of my poop?
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    (Original post by David.Cameron)
    I've just taken a dump in my toilet, should the poo be privatised?

    I mean just imagine the share price and how many shareholders there'd be. :moon:

    I mean my privatisation of Royal Mail was a success so why not a repeat success with the privatisation of my poop?
    Ooooh you're the person SMS keeps gushing about :lol:
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    Smh when will you stop tagging me in these threads :sigh:
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    Ooooh you're the person SMS keeps gushing about :lol:
    Hahahaha why tho :rofl:

    These are not the actions of a squishy person man :no:
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    Smh when will you stop tagging me in these threads :sigh:
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    (Original post by somemightsay888)
    Hahahaha why tho :rofl:

    These are not the actions of a squishy person man :no:
    Just thought I'd get it out there so you guys can sort it out, man-to-man.

    We all know that I'm a squishy person with a hard-boiled interior .
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    (Original post by iEthan)
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    Yeah have begun to stop using the site now, nothing to do on it anymore

    How u tho
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    (Original post by David.Cameron)
    I've just taken a dump in my toilet, should the poo be privatised?

    I mean just imagine the share price and how many shareholders there'd be. :moon:

    I mean my privatisation of Royal Mail was a success so why not a repeat success with the privatisation of my poop?
    Well it'll bring a whole new meaning to the phrase 'dirty money'
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    (Original post by somemightsay888)
    Hi

    Yeah have begun to stop using the site now, nothing to do on it anymore

    How u tho
    Aw no that sucks!! :no:

    I'm alright you know, thanks for asking - hope you're good??
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    Actually what I'd do is pick it up and take it next to my other poo in Switzerland and avoid paying tax on it
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    i think this is one of those "jokey" threads
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    No you should nationalise it like you did Rolls Royce.
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    I just hope you've paid tax on that ****.
 
 
 

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