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    If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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    You're fluorine us with all these puns...
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    Chemistry puns, I'm in my element
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    You're fluorine us with all these puns...
    Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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    Why cant we trust atoms?












    Because they make everything up
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    What do we call the queens farts? Noble gasses
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    (Original post by supercrazy)
    Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
    Nah, that one was a Boron one... you can do better!
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    Guys i got a good one!
    What kind of fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms?



    2na
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    Nah, that one was a Boron one... you can do better!
    OMG loooooool
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    I laughed at every single one of these jokes... I need help
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    My favourite element is Helium, I can't speak highly enough of it
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    Nah, that one was a Boron one... you can do better!
    I have many chemistry jokes, but am afraid they wont get a good reaction
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    https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?...chemistry+joke
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    (Original post by supercrazy)
    OMG loooooool
    Yeah... I've been Radon many places for puns.
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    What did the hydrogens say of the helium
    Wanna go get her atomic number?

    Sorry
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    what do you call a clown in jail
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    (Original post by woopwoop1)
    what do you call a clown in jail
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    I sucked air from a helium balloon

    He He He
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    Why do chemists like working with ammonia?

    It's pretty basic stuff.
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    (Original post by supercrazy)
    I have many chemistry jokes, but am afraid they wont get a good reaction
    I do believe that you're one to keep an Iron.
 
 
 
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