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    (Original post by woopwoop1)
    what do you call a clown in jail
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    I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    I do believe that you're one to keep an Iron.
    When life gives with a lemons, you react with base.
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    (Original post by supercrazy)
    I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
    Did you lose an electron? Because you seem so positve
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    No !!

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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Did you lose an electron? Because you seem so positve
    i gave it to you, to form an electrostatic attraction with you.
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    (Original post by supercrazy)
    When life gives with a lemons, you react with base.
    Now that's a much beta idea than making lemonade!
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    Does anyone know any jokes about sodium?

    Na.

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    Yeah, I know that was sodium funny!
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    (Original post by The Joker ~)
    No !!

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    Add a catalyst for a faster reaction...
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    (Original post by supercrazy)
    i gave it to you, to form an electrostatic attraction with you.
    :hugs:

    They do say opposites attract!
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    Hire him to make crystal meth.
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    Now that's a much beta idea than making lemonade!
    I know, my jokes are so unreactive...
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    :hugs:

    They do say opposites attract!
    Its going to take a lot of energy to break us apart.
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    (Original post by supercrazy)
    I know, my jokes are so unreactive...
    Okay, now you're just putting pressure on me to come up with a pun half as good as yours...
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    (Original post by supercrazy)
    Its going to take a lot of energy to break us apart.
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    :hugs:

    They do say opposites attract!
    You two seem re-alkene to get to know each other...
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    You two seem re-alkene to get to know each other...
    What can i say? We have chemistry
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    (Original post by supercrazy)
    Add a catalyst for a faster reaction...
    Nuuuu~ it was a high temperature and high pressure reaction... catalyst =boom !!
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    the name's Bond

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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    You two seem re-alkene to get to know each other...
    (Original post by supercrazy)
    Its going to take a lot of energy to break us apart.
    I think our charge densities are unbeatable..
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    *tries to make a chemistry pun*
    *has an aneurysm*
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    I think our charge densities are unbeatable..
    We dont even need a catalyst to get the reaction going...
 
 
 
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