What do you do with a sick chemist?

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I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
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I do believe that you're one to keep an Iron.
When life gives with a lemons, you react with base.
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I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Did you lose an electron? Because you seem so positve
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No !!

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(Original post by Serine Soul)
Did you lose an electron? Because you seem so positve
i gave it to you, to form an electrostatic attraction with you.
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(Original post by supercrazy)
When life gives with a lemons, you react with base.
Now that's a much beta idea than making lemonade!
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Does anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na.

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Yeah, I know that was sodium funny!
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No !!

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Add a catalyst for a faster reaction...
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(Original post by supercrazy)
i gave it to you, to form an electrostatic attraction with you.
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They do say opposites attract!
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Hire him to make crystal meth.
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(Original post by TheOtherSide.)
Now that's a much beta idea than making lemonade!
I know, my jokes are so unreactive...
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(Original post by Serine Soul)
:hugs:

They do say opposites attract!
Its going to take a lot of energy to break us apart.
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I know, my jokes are so unreactive...
Okay, now you're just putting pressure on me to come up with a pun half as good as yours...
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(Original post by supercrazy)
Its going to take a lot of energy to break us apart.
(Original post by Serine Soul)
:hugs:

They do say opposites attract!
You two seem re-alkene to get to know each other...
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(Original post by TheOtherSide.)
You two seem re-alkene to get to know each other...
What can i say? We have chemistry
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Add a catalyst for a faster reaction...
Nuuuu~ it was a high temperature and high pressure reaction... catalyst =boom !!
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the name's Bond

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(Original post by TheOtherSide.)
You two seem re-alkene to get to know each other...
(Original post by supercrazy)
Its going to take a lot of energy to break us apart.
I think our charge densities are unbeatable..
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*tries to make a chemistry pun*
*has an aneurysm*
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I think our charge densities are unbeatable..
We dont even need a catalyst to get the reaction going...
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