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    Would it be possible for a animal to evolve which swims up water pipes, disguises itself as a poo sitting in your toilet bowl, then when someone sits down on the toilet it bites/stings them on the bum, so the person is knocked out, then climbs out of the toilet and starts eating them? Is this possible/likely? :afraid::ahhhhh:
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    (Original post by Clockrice)
    Would it be possible for a animal to evolve which swims up water pipes, disguises itself as a poo sitting in your toilet bowl, then when someone sits down on the toilet it bites/stings them on the bum, so the person is knocked out, then climbs out of the toilet and starts eating them? Is this possible/likely? :afraid::ahhhhh:
    ask Ethereal World she is a formidable biologist
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    No.

    (though that would be ****ing terrifying)
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    (Original post by Clockrice)
    Would it be possible for a animal to evolve which swims up water pipes, disguises itself as a poo sitting in your toilet bowl, then when someone sits down on the toilet it bites/stings them on the bum, so the person is knocked out, then climbs out of the toilet and starts eating them? Is this possible/likely? :afraid::ahhhhh:
    Ever heard of the bird sh*t spider? :rofl: kind of reminds me of this.

    (https://www.newscientist.com/article...ird-droppings/)

    But this is the best thing I've seen in parasite evolution- the parasite literally becomes the tongue of the fish and acts thereon in the same way as the tongue did:

    Spoiler cause it's kind of gross:
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    No, because no-one wouldn't flush before using the toilet if they saw poo in there.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)

    But this is the best thing I've seen in parasite evolution- the parasite literally becomes the tongue of the fish and acts thereon in the same way as the tongue did:

    Spoiler cause it's kind of gross:
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    :tong:
 
 
 
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