So I've been struggling recently, believe it or not, to attract women, and I was told by a friend to start using deodorant, he recommended LYNX, so I took his advice and caught myself a LYNX, after I killed her as humanely as I could, I smothered myself in her blood then made my way to the club, I arrived expecting to be hounded by multiple beautiful women, but alas, I wasn't even allowed into the club, and the girls I tried to follow home when the time came for them to leave the club, either ran away or threatened to call the police... I was surprised because my friend is usually very trustworthy and reliable on these matters...