A night with Angela Merkel or - £10000? Watch

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A night with this cougar...




... or MINUS £10000?
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It would actually be really cool to spend a few hours chatting about stuff
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Could get her to do my economics coursework.
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If it meant chatting alone, most certainly her.
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Wow
I get £10000 and I do not get to ........... Merkel!

What a result!
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(Original post by M14B)
Wow
I get £10000 and I do not get to ........... Merkel!

What a result!
You got that wrong - you have to PAY £10000 - you're not getting anything.
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You got that wrong - you have to PAY £10000 - you're not getting anything.
Then I am doomed as I do not have £10000.
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Wow, that's really difficult.
Trouble is, she's probably into sexy terrorist role-play.
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Wow, that's really difficult.
Trouble is, she's probably into sexy terrorist role-play.
I agree I think she';s a freak.
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I'll spend the night with her.

Befriend her, then hold her captive and force her to write me into her will. Then kill her in a discreet way and I'm sure I'll walk away with more than £10000
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Depends… Could I :dolphin::dolphin::dolphin::dolphin: her up during the night and escape punishment?
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(Original post by Novascope)
I'll spend the night with her.

Befriend her, then hold her captive and force her to write me into her will. Then kill her in a discreet way and I'm sure I'll walk away with more than £10000
With this kind of planning I'm afraid you will be a bottom tier villain at best, It's a shame too now you can't join us at

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I would pay that much to Prevent a night with merkel.
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It would actually be really cool to spend a few hours chatting about stuff
i dnt think he was on about chatting..
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Just give me the money
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Considering you just said spend the night with and didn't allude to any dodgy dealings - Merkel.
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I would definitely choose a night in with frau Merkel
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It would actually be really cool to spend a few hours chatting about stuff
:giggle:

sure Spoder..." yes Angela tell me again about your open borders...oh yeah"

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You can always make £10,000 but you'll likely never get another chance to sleep with one of the most powerful women in the world.

So the £10,000, but regretfully.

(When I was 17 I only fancied much older women. And luckily they thought I was irresistible for some reason so I have to admit that I have in fact slept with someone who looked not too unlike Merkel but younger.

Plus she gave me money )
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