Brother- "you know, although I told you I hated you every single day of your life, you're actually an ok brother"
"safe bro...gotta shag your mum now"
This isn't really a life or death type of thing, but my last words to this girl that I had a big ass crush on was:
"Promise me you'll never go on TSR."
And as my dying wish, they'd have to listen and spare themselves the torment of this site. #lifesaver
You know, in my days as an old man suffering from ugliness, I can safely say that the time to go is now. Yes, now, I say! But oh do I plead that my children and my children's children will one day find happiness within this bleak, vast planet! The time has come for a revolution to arise! A saint will be upon us at any moment, or perhaps one passes this day. I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they'll be judged not by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character!
They are my last words. Hope I don't sound too much like an insane seer.
Chemistry is a lot harder than it sounds, and it already sounds hard
'never pick A level Biology...'