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    hmmmm
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    With anything special?
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    Was it a stingy poo? You know, when it doesn't come out easily and you have to push so much that you start seeing stars and sting your bum so much you can't sit down. Was it one of those?
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    (Original post by Davalla)
    Was it a stingy poo? You know, when it doesn't come out easily and you you have to push so much that you start seeing stars and sting your bum so much you can't sit down. Was it one of those?
    Wow... just wow...

    Did you have to walk through deep **** to save your house from being flooded?
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    I almost flooded a toilet at a campsite once. I just walked away like :flute:
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    (Original post by KaylaB)
    With anything special?
    my special big shits
    (Original post by Davalla)
    Was it a stingy poo? You know, when it doesn't come out easily and you you have to push so much that you start seeing stars and sting your bum so much you can't sit down. Was it one of those?
    no, quite a bit more on the watery side, bit mushy but still fairly solid
    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Wow... just wow...

    Did you have to walk through deep **** to save your house from being flooded?
    yes i was hoping the poop went down and it did just before the water went over
    (Original post by Leviathan1741)
    I almost flooded a toilet at a campsite once. I just walked away like :flute:
    LOL i've tried to block campsite toilets but i never eat anything much on expeditions so it difficult for me to block them...
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    I moved into a new place last September. I've lost count of the number of times I've blocked the toilet. :sigh:
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    (Original post by Sabertooth)
    I moved into a new place last September. I've lost count of the number of times I've blocked the toilet. :sigh:
    Are you living with anyone, if so, do they know it was you!?
    (Original post by Leviathan1741)
    I almost flooded a toilet at a campsite once. I just walked away like :flute:
    Just think how many people's holidays you ruined because of that :dontknow:
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    (Original post by thefatone)
    LOL i've tried to block campsite toilets but i never eat anything much on expeditions so it difficult for me to block them...
    Yeah, I was on a holiday and I accidentally blocked the toilet. I flushed it and the water started rising really fast, so I put the lid down and power walked out of there :lol:
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Just think how many people's holidays you ruined because of that :dontknow:
    Meh, never mind them. It wasn't a very busy campsite anyway
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    (Original post by Leviathan1741)
    Meh, never mind them. It wasn't a very busy campsite anyway
    Hahaha, well, to be fair, you should be proud of your achievement of blocking it
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Hahaha, well, to be fair, you should be proud of your achievement of blocking it
    Exactly
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    why did i read this ?
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    Two weeks ago I set fire to the kitchen stove. No clue how :confused:.
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Are you living with anyone, if so, do they know it was you!?
    I live with my wife and yes she knows. We have 3 toilets so I can leave the drain unblocker in without inconveniencing her.

    I swear it's the pipes' fault!
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    (Original post by Sabertooth)
    I moved into a new place last September. I've lost count of the number of times I've blocked the toilet. :sigh:
    my room mate last year in the boarding house always complained when i did huge turds, which was almost every time i took a ****. recently though i went up to my room in the boarding house for break and took a huge massive **** which of course blocked the toilet and just after break the whole corridor i'm on has all their rooms cleaned, and i felt so bad that the cleaner had to put up with that smell and the size of the poo xD like dude i was gaggin on the smell while i was taking it, it was that bad

    (Original post by Leviathan1741)
    Yeah, I was on a holiday and I accidentally blocked the toilet. I flushed it and the water started rising really fast, so I put the lid down and power walked out of there :lol:
    LOL i haven't actually block a public toilet because i barely go outside of the house
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    (Original post by Sabertooth)
    I live with my wife and yes she knows. We have 3 toilets so I can leave the drain unblocker in without inconveniencing her.

    I swear it's the pipes' fault!
    Ahhh aha, fair enough - bet she absolutely loves you for it
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Hahaha, well, to be fair, you should be proud of your achievement of blocking it
    if i got a pound for everytime i blocked the toilet i'd probably be able to buy 300 mcflurries
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    why did i read this ?
    my thread titles captivate you of course
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    Two weeks ago I set fire the to kitchen stove. No clue how :confused:.
    wat ... can you cook? xD
    (Original post by Sabertooth)
    I live with my wife and yes she knows. We have 3 toilets so I can leave the drain unblocker in without inconveniencing her.

    I swear it's the pipes' fault!
    i'm not sure the pipes of most homes can support what i produce..
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    (Original post by thefatone)
    my room mate last year in the boarding house always complained when i did huge turds, which was almost every time i took a ****. recently though i went up to my room in the boarding house for break and took a huge massive **** which of course blocked the toilet and just after break the whole corridor i'm on has all their rooms cleaned, and i felt so bad that the cleaner had to put up with that smell and the size of the poo xD like dude i was gaggin on the smell while i was taking it, it was that bad
    :rofl: That's hilarious.

    While waiting for my bag at Heathrow once I needed to go so bad - I ran to the toilets and the cleaner was in there. I sat down and just exploded, I felt so bad for the cleaner and everyone else in the toilet. :blushing:
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    (Original post by thefatone)
    if i got a pound for everytime i blocked the toilet i'd probably be able to buy 300 mcflurries

    my thread titles captivate you of course

    wat ... can you cook? xD

    i'm not sure the pipes of most homes can support what i produce..
    The McFlurries probably don't help the situation with the blocking :rofl:
 
 
 
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