I cant get girls because I am nice.

Do you think just a normal bicycle could suffice in case Dave cannot ride a proper motorbike? I mean, if the bicycle was black and red, maybe Dave could even set it on fire whilst he is riding it, I wonder if that would be dangerous enough to attract females...

I can't get anyone cos I'm traaaassssshhhh

You aint trash! Youll find someone soon!!

ok then....

so what do you want to do then?

Just get swole and take your top off in a night club......

only ***** do that. I bet you get so many girls because you a ****. Its not fair.

it's not that you're nice, it's that you convey yourself as needy and wimpish - two former traits which are commonly associated with being nice - it's the wrong brand of "niceness"
you need to be a nice person who is tough, if that makes sense?
you need to be humble but you also need to be confident - confident enough to be cheeky and bold
that is the key to being nice + romantically successful; if you're nice and sweet but you can make her chuckle and give a bit of push-pull then you've got it (Y)

I used to try the bad boy act, and it worked sometimes (that's better than "never"] with some girls (the girls that would probably like the kind of alt. hipsterish guy that I am) but what worked recently was to simply be myself and be nice to the point where I wasn't being needy - I was a bit menacing with my approach (teasing her and being playful whenever I could) but still warm and nice enough to be a decent person, e.g. listening to her, and actually caring about what she had to say, and even saying "thank you"/"please" appropriately (if that's not too obvious...). a girl wants to have fun with a guy, and if literally the only thing that you can be is "nice" and not "funny and interesting" then you've got nothing...anybody can be nice - it takes somebody special to be more) to press these other buttons...I was also not being "nice" to the point where, instead of asking permission to do things, I was making commands, e.g. "come with me", "don't do that", etc - that displays at least *some* confidence if I'm willing to take control, e.g. like a man, right? right! so that's what you've got to convey - a nice but manly image/personality

also, don't equate "manliness" with being physically aggressive to other men for her sake - that's stupid and would only attract an absolute slapper...and it has got me into fights that I didn't end up winning. because other guys are sometimes willing to fight other guys for girls, even if they don't know those girls...I've learned from those mistakes now. I even had a guy trying to literally steal a girl I was bringing home with me (a housemate, actually) and I was refusing to fight him when he was trying to snatch her (not that she's an object or something) he was saying "what are you going to do about it?" - in the end, the girl actually went off with me *because* I wasn't going to fight him. that also probably shows that I wasn't needy.

Talking to me like a piece of **** because I'm a nice guy?

Genuinely nice guy? or nice guy syndrome?

The latter would put even female ants off you XD

"The terms Nice Guy™ and Nice Guy syndrome are used to describe men who view themselves as prototypical "nice guys," but whose "nice deeds" are in reality only motivated by attempts to passively please women into a relationship and/or sex."

I can't get anyone cos I'm traaaassssshhhh

I can't get anyone cos I'm traaaassssshhhh

Hey, don't say that about yourself.

Nobody is trash, particularly not you.- I know we all feel a little rubbish sometimes but it doesn't mean we are rubbish or that anyone else sees us that way either. Infact, even though we've never spoken before I'm certain that you're most likely perceived as almost, if not, exactly the opposite by those you meet irl. I think that we as people need to stop putting ourselves down and rather focus on our positive qualities, you know? Life's too short to be unnecessarily diminishing our self-esteem for no required reason. I'm sure you'll find someone soon; you seem like a cool person! I mean, sometimes things like that require patience and you're only young anyway, what- 19/20? Although it might feel like you've already been waiting for ages, remember that when the right person comes along the wait will have been worth it. More than worth it.

You're amazing Blondie, try not to forget it.