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https://www.facebook.com/aol/videos/1092862010737143/

how is this **** even classed as cake? it's just water and some jello.
it probably doesn't even taste of anything.

why is this classed as cake


and yeah and the "zero calories" BRUH IT'S JUST WATER FFS tf do you expect uno
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(Original post by alkaline.)
https://www.facebook.com/aol/videos/1092862010737143/

how is this **** even classed as cake? it's just water and some jello.
it probably doesn't even taste of anything.

why is this classed as cake


and yeah and the "zero calories" BRUH IT'S JUST WATER FFS tf do you expect uno

That's not a cake I don't what the **** it is but it's not a cake
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I just read the top comments of that video and they're basically saying the same thing as what I thought!!

I am so outraged by this.
(Original post by ZuluK)
That's not a cake I don't what the **** it is but it's not a cake
thank you
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Guys I think you're getting quite angry over just a cake okay what the **** i just watched the vid it looks disgusting.

"top it with soybean.." oh my god yay ;/
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It looks like a giant contact lense
Or like some silicone thing that women may use to make their boobs look bigger
Or perhaps a little place holder I had, but more..see through
It's also quite jelly like
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It also looks quite squishy. Cakes aren't squishy, well so long as it's not yellowcake
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(Original post by alkaline.)
I just read the top comments of that video and they're basically saying the same thing as what I thought!!

I am so outraged by this.


thank you
Since when can you see through a cake... And since when did a cake just contain water and some other crap. It's only available in Japan? What the actual ****? It shouldn't be available anywhere I need to sleep but now I want real cake that isn't jelly
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(Original post by Inexorably)
Guys I think you're getting quite angry over just a cake okay what the **** i just watched the vid it looks disgusting.

"top it with soybean.." oh my god yay ;/
fam not even soybean uno "roasted soybean flour" like tf even is that probably some government conspiracy flour

(Original post by The_Internet)
It looks like a giant contact lense
Or like some silicone thing that women may use to make their boobs look bigger
Or perhaps a little place holder I had, but more..see through
It's also quite jelly like
LOL true
it is literally jelly though
"what defines cake" = sweet, baked, breadlike food. Neither is this contraption sweet, breadlike or baked. Enraging.

(Original post by ZuluK)
Since when can you see through a cake... And since when did a cake just contain water and some other crap. It's only available in Japan? What the actual ****? It shouldn't be available anywhere I need to sleep but now I want real cake that isn't jelly
lol agar, it extra puts me off cause that's literally the substance I grew bacteria in in a petri dish in biology.
I agree


I really want triple chocolate birthday cake and cold tea rn
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(Original post by alkaline.)
"what defines cake" = sweet, baked, breadlike food. Neither is this contraption sweet, breadlike or baked.

Not unless it's yellowcake , and you definitely do not wish to eat that! That's right. Trust the Pakistani to know what yellowcake is
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Not unless it's yellowcake!
"Yellowcake is milled uranium oxide, known to chemists as U3O8."


m8


I am referring to edible substances, unless ofc ur some kind of superhuman who consumed uranium oxide on a daily or perhaps weekly basis.
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Not unless it's yellowcake , and you definitely do not wish to eat that! That's right. Trust the Pakistani to know what yellowcake is
perhaps this is the reason I shouldn't be trusting you lol
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Trinitrotoluene anyone?
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(Original post by ZuluK)
I need to sleep but now I want real cake that isn't jelly
http://www.thekitchn.com/13-easy-mug...rown-up-195159
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You are honestly the best person ever! At first I thought you were being mean and showing me things I couldn't have.. But I realised... I can MAKE a cake at home

:hugs: much loveeeee
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You are honestly the best person ever! At first I thought you were being mean and showing me things I couldn't have.. But I realised... I can MAKE a cake at home

:hugs: much loveeeee
Also need to sleep and no not shift work
I heard the cake in a mug thing is a bit...men but hey one could get the ingredients to make cake tomorrow right? I should do so to seeing as the person who normally makes stuff is kinda ill
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Also need to sleep and no not shift work
I heard the cake in a mug thing is a bit...men but hey one could get the ingredients to make cake tomorrow right? I should do so to seeing as the person who normally makes stuff is kinda ill
Awwww sleep....
Ah no, I hope they feel better and yep make a cake tomorrow or today
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Awwww sleep....
Ah no, I hope they feel better and yep make a cake tomorrow or today
Tomorrow being Friday is a definite work day but I may well do yeah.. Hopefully so! Sleep too! I'm too busy looking at how on Earth you drive an automatic as I intend to change my car
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Tomorrow being Friday is a definite work day but I may well do yeah.. Hopefully so! Sleep too! I'm too busy looking at how on Earth you drive an automatic as I intend to change my car
I drive an automatic, what are you having trouble with?

Also, to keep things on topic, I have a recipe for an incredible cheesecake if you're still looking to make a cake.
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I drive an automatic, what are you having trouble with?

Also, to keep things on topic, I have a recipe for an incredible cheesecake if you're still looking to make a cake.
OP checking in , I AM READY FOR ALL TYPES OF CHEESECAKE
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Does it even taste of anything?
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(Original post by alkaline.)
OP checking in , I AM READY FOR ALL TYPES OF CHEESECAKE
I leave the base out in this recipe because I think biscuits ruin it but if you want a base just mash up some digestives and mix with butter.


Ingredients
150g caster sugar
400g cream cheese
250g mascarpone
2 large eggs and 1 large egg yolk
½ tsp vanilla extract
2 tbsp sifted plain flour


Put all ingredients in a bowl
Mix well
Pour into a cake tin
Bake 40minutes until just set but wobbly
Turn off oven
Open oven door a bit, leaving cake inside for 1 hour
Take out and let cool completely
Enjoy!
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