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just done spraying the house with holy water, AMA watch

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    as above

    ask me anything even personal idec ask away I will answer

    cute unnecessary pic to accompany thread
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    (Original post by Squishy•)
    You are a basic b*tch.



    lol...... You get the joke? ah? ah? ah? 😔
    done too many times before, yes I did get the joke.

    don't be sad, be glad. would you like me to spray you with holy water too?
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    Were you driving out/keeping away (evil) spirits?
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    Tried to call on you but my hand burned when I pressed the bell what gives?
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    Ffs don't scare me with jinn I'm upstairs all alone
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Ffs don't scare me with jinn I'm upstairs all alone
    Just to make sure... Check your closet.
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    What's the ph of holy water?
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    What's the ph of holy water?
    7, like the number of heavens

    (Original post by champ_mc99)
    Just to make sure... Check your closet.
    Screw u
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    Do you think I'm wonderful?
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    Where did you obtain the holy water?
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    (Original post by tavtavtav)
    Were you driving out/keeping away (evil) spirits?
    yes lol fr I actually am, mum read Surah baqarah on the water before I sprayed it.

    (Original post by Virgili)
    Tried to call on you but my hand burned when I pressed the bell what gives?
    ur the spawn of satan

    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Ffs don't scare me with jinn I'm upstairs all alone
    LOL
    I'm downstairs all alone


    (Original post by champ_mc99)
    Just to make sure... Check your closet.
    lol INNIT serine what's hiding in ur closet fam it might even be next to u n u wouldnt know

    (Original post by XOR_)
    What's the ph of holy water?
    7 I assume

    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Do you think I'm wonderful?
    I don't, but the djinn next to me does
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    (Original post by alkaline.)

    I don't, but the djinn next to me does
    I'm scared.

    And why don't you think I'm wonderful?
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    U should also hang garlic all over the house, have th curtains open when there is daylight and always have a cross and wooden stake nearby. You're doing good with the holy water so far but I don't also make sure you have a cup of it nearby to use as a projectile.
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Ffs don't scare me with jinn I'm upstairs all alone
    just dont look at the mirror :no:
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Ffs don't scare me with jinn I'm upstairs all alone
    They're under your bed waiting to get your feet when you sleep
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    (Original post by alkaline.)


    LOL
    I'm downstairs all alone

    lol INNIT serine what's hiding in ur closet fam it might even be next to u n u wouldnt know
    Let's get alone together midway

    No stahp
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    (Original post by fatima1998)
    just dont look at the mirror :no:
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    It's okay dear, I'm ugly, I have very little reason to look in the mirror anyway :yes:

    (Original post by Virgili)
    They're under your bed waiting to get your feet when you sleep
    They can't get me in my protective duvet cocoon
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    7, like the number of heavens
    This was underrated :laugh:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Do you think I'm wonderful?
    I'll answer that, No.
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I'm scared.

    And why don't you think I'm wonderful?
    aww babes
    I don't know u enough to give an opinion of how wonderful u r, but the djinn watches you everyday so he knows

    (Original post by Mr Hyde(r))
    U should also hang garlic all over the house, have th curtains open when there is daylight and always have a cross and wooden stake nearby. You're doing good with the holy water so far but I don't also make sure you have a cup of it nearby to use as a projectile.
    this is not a christian household lol
    bruh garlic stinks uno, daylight burns me ngl

    thanks, you are right I will keep the spray bottle next to me in case of emergencies!


    (Original post by fatima1998)
    just dont look at the mirror :no:
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    what will looking in the mirror do? o.O

    (Original post by Virgili)
    They're under your bed waiting to get your feet when you sleep
    it's djinn not the bogeyman ffs

    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Let's get alone together midway

    No stahp
    I'll meet u on the stairway
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    I wonder what else we'll be meeting while we're there but won't even know about
    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    It's okay dear, I'm ugly, I have very little reason to look in the mirror anyway :yes:They can't get me in my protective duvet cocoon

    they are most likely in the duvet with you

    (Original post by tavtavtav)
    Where did you obtain the holy water?
    the tap
    empty windowlene bottle

    my mum read surah baqarah on the water and it is now blessed water that will protect us all when sprayed
 
 
 
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