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    I'm not gonna lie, 2016 has been pretty awful. You know when bad things happen and you tell yourself that things can't possibly get worse but they somehow do and you find yourself trapped in a vicious cycle? When you think you've hit rock bottom but you somehow manage to drill yourself deeper and deeper into said rock until you reach the centre of the earth and discover it's actually 10,800°F and way more hotter and messier than you anticipated?

    Yeah, that.

    That is 2016 in two carelessly-crafted metaphors even the 50 Shades of Grey author would cringe at. I apologise in advance to any of you TSRians who are fans of the series for that inkling of an insult. Yes, I could easily Google her name but no, I don't want to taint my browser history with the shame.
    #Word #SpittingBars #Rhyme #RapGodInTheMaking #EminemWho #MochaPlsStopYouAreEmbarrassingY ourself

    Wait, actually, no, I take the apology back.
    Please click on the following link: https://www.goodreads.com and discover a world of literature you never even knew existed until now.
    *insert Shia LaBoeuf gif. here*

    Poetic crap and 'I'm-a-Lit-student-so-I-have-to-sound-well-read' facade aside, 2016 has been worser than worse, if such a level of worse-ness is even possible.

    But don't sigh and click the 'back' button on your browser so soon though. I'm not writing this blog to pour my heart out - there's a lotta deep, dark stuff lurking around in that nifty organ but it's not about to spill just yet.

    I know that's disappointing to hear because drama follows me on this site like it's my shadow - wowee, I am killing it with these literary devices (and not in a good way either) - however, I think it's time all that changes, don't you?

    Thus, this blog will be a sporadic collection of my feeble attempts at spending less time on the internet...and then coming back on the internet to report my life findings to you guys.
    Because:
    a) who doesn't love a bit of an existential crisis?
    b) who doesn't love a bit of irony?

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    (Original post by Mochassassin)
    I.
    I'm not gonna lie, 2016 has been pretty awful. You know when bad things happen and you tell yourself that things can't possibly get worse but they somehow do and you find yourself trapped in a vicious cycle? When you think you've hit rock bottom but you somehow manage to drill yourself deeper and deeper into said rock until you reach the centre of the earth and discover it's actually 10,800°F and way more hotter and messier than you anticipated?

    Yeah, that.

    That is 2016 in two carelessly-crafted metaphors even the 50 Shades of Grey author would cringe at. I apologise in advance to any of you TSRians who are fans of the series for that inkling of an insult. Yes, I could easily Googleher name but no, I don't want to taint my browser history with the shame.
    #Word #SpittingBars #Rhyme #RapGodInTheMaking #EminemWho #MochaPlsStopYouAreEmbarrassingY ourself

    Wait, actually, no, I take the apology back.
    Please click on the following link: https://www.goodreads.com and discover a world of literature you never even knew existed until now. *insert Shia LaBoeuf gif. here* Poetic crap and 'I'm-a-Lit-student-so-I-have-to-sound-well-read' facade aside, 2016 has been worser than worse, if such a level of worse-ness is even possible. But don't sigh and click the 'back' button on your browser just yet. I'm not writing this blog to pour my heart out - there's a lotta deep, dark stuff lurking around in that nifty organ but it's not about to spill just yet. I know that's disappointing to hear because drama follows me on this site like it's my shadow - wowee, I am killing it with these literary devices (and not in a good way either) - however, I think it's time all that changes, don't you? Thus, this blog will be a sporadic collection of my feeble attempts at spending less time on the internet...and then coming back on the internet to report my life findings to you guys. Because: a) who doesn't love a bit of an existential crisis? b) who doesn't love a bit of irony?"]https://www.goodreads.com[/url] and discover a world of literature you never even knew existed until now.
    *insert Shia LaBoeuf gif. here*

    Poetic crap and 'I'm-a-Lit-student-so-I-have-to-sound-well-read' facade aside, 2016 has been worser than worse, if such a level of worse-ness is even possible.

    But don't sigh and click the 'back' button on your browser just yet. I'm not writing this blog to pour my heart out - there's a lotta deep, dark stuff lurking around in that nifty organ but it's not about to spill just yet.

    I know that's disappointing to hear because drama follows me on this site like it's my shadow - wowee, I am killing it with these literary devices (and not in a good way either) - however, I think it's time all that changes, don't you?

    Thus, this blog will be a sporadic collection of my feeble attempts at spending less time on the internet...and then coming back on the internet to report my life findings to you guys.
    Because:
    a) who doesn't love a bit of an existential crisis?
    b) who doesn't love a bit of irony?
    Ngl your post was funny 😂😂 I'm sorry that you had a rough 2016 you just need to stay strong. Things will be better in the long term I promise you that ! If your ever upset or just not hunky dory don't hesitate to message me 👌🏾
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    (Original post by CON5P1RACY K1D)
    Ngl your post was funny 😂😂 I'm sorry that you had a rough 2016 you just need to stay strong. Things will be better in the long term I promise you that ! If your ever upset or just not hunky dory don't hesitate to message me 👌🏾
    Aw, thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
    Don't worry, I'm staying strong and I'm hoping this blog proves it! I very much appreciate the offer of messaging though, I'll keep it in mind. And the same applies to you! :hugs:
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    Aw, thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
    Don't worry, I'm staying strong and I'm hoping this blog proves it! I very much appreciate the offer of messaging though, I'll keep it in mind. And the same applies to you! :hugs:
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    Subscribing :yep:
    Thank you so much!
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    Thank you so much!
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    And I'm sorry to hear that But don't worry, things will get better :yes: :hugs:
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    (Original post by Mochassassin)
    I'm not gonna lie, 2016 has been pretty awful.

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    (Original post by Mochassassin)
    You know when bad things happen and you tell yourself that things can't possibly get worse but they somehow do and you find yourself trapped in a vicious cycle?
    Yep when the wifi gets even slower than possible
    When theres even less food then you thought
    Waking up to less than 3 TSR notifications, then waking to 0
    Not revising for a test and then you still dont revise for the next one
    Having As exams in about 1 month and 8 days and still not revising much....

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    and discover it's actually 10,800°F
    Is 10800F a reference to something?
    Cos I have no idea what youre on about

    Its 5982 Celsius and 6255 Kelvin so
    1....F
    5.....C
    6........K

    1F,5C,6K
    Forget cringiness, cop-outs, condescending c*** coming, kangaroo kitchen karma kicks knaves' kidneys

    oh.....thats what you were tryin to say?


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    And I'm sorry to hear that But don't worry, things will get better :yes: :hugs:
    Thank you! It's alright, don't worry, this blog should (hopefully) showcase my life getting back to normal again. :hugs:

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    You put so much thought into this reply, that's so sweet!


    Yep when the wifi gets even slower than possible
    When theres even less food then you thought
    Waking up to less than 3 TSR notifications, then waking to 0
    Not revising for a test and then you still dont revise for the next one
    Having As exams in about 1 month and 8 days and still not revising much....
    The wifi and food comparisons are so accurate, omg. ;_;
    Best of luck with revision! I can't even start mine until I get my other essays done and that gives me 3 weeks to revise for 5 exams!



    Is 10800F a reference to something?
    Cos I have no idea what youre on about

    Its 5982 Celsius and 6255 Kelvin so
    1....F
    5.....C
    6........K

    1F,5C,6K
    Forget cringiness, cop-outs, condescending c*** coming, kangaroo kitchen karma kicks knaves' kidneys

    oh.....thats what you were tryin to say?
    Wow, that...is some sort of Illuminati shizz, man! The 'fck' thing is sort of applicable though, haha.
    But nooo, the 10800F reference is the temperature of the centre of the Earth!
    Google is just wonderful. :daydreaming:
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    Sass!!! yay <3 I genuinely love the way in which you wrote it. - Felt like I was personally, having a conversation with just you. It made me laugh lots too.- Brilliant first post.

    I hope things start to look up soon. :hugs:

    Obviously subscribed.- looking forward to future posts. :lovehug:
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    (Original post by ForestShadow)
    Yep when the wifi gets even slower than possible
    When theres even less food then you thought
    Waking up to less than 3 TSR notifications, then waking to 0
    Not revising for a test and then you still dont revise for the next one
    Having As exams in about 1 month and 8 days and still not revising much....
    Dem feelz bruh :emo:
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    Sass!!! yay <3 I genuinely love the way in which you wrote it. - Felt like I was personally, having a conversation with just you. It made me laugh lots too.- Brilliant first post.

    I hope things start to look up soon. :hugs:

    Obviously subscribed.- looking forward to future posts. :lovehug:
    PRSOM! That's sweet, thanks!

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    Dem feelz bruh :emo:
    I'm about to reply to your PM now, don't cri, bb. <3
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    I'm about to reply to your PM now, don't cri, bb. <3
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    No tears, pls. I replied! And now I gotta read yours, ai ai aiiiiiii.
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    Today went well.
    'Well' in the sense that it consisted of zero drama and zero...well, everything.

    Did I get out of bed early? No.
    Did I do anything productive? No.
    Did I plan on today's activities being more ironic than my last post? No.
    Did that happen though? Yes. Yes, it did.

    I watched 'Catfish'. :fisheye:

    I blather about wanting to get off the internet and reduce my cyber-socialising only to go on the internet and whack a film on about a guy who had an online thingamajig with a woman over Facebook only to find out she wasn't who she said she was.

    Sound familiar? 1 in 5 TSR users experience this. It's true. Ask anybody. And by anybody, I mean ask nobody because I made that up.

    I actually wrote an essay about this (<<<psychoanalysis of virtual correspondences>>>) except, I had no idea what I was talking about and I ended up with a 2:1. Life isn't all bad. :innocent:

    The point I'm trying to make though is that...*brain farts*...

    I had this great post planned out in my head about online relationships, dating sites, and even the syntax/timing of instant messaging and the likes. I take this stuff so seriously that Nev Schulman should make me his third detective sidekick buddy on his MTV show (also of the same name as the film I watched). And no, it's not because it would be cool to be on TV. It's also not because I think he's cute. It's certainly not because I think he has a nice smile too, sssshhhhh already. :unimpressed:

    I know I'm off to a pretty bad start with this 'real life' shizzness but hold your breath, guys because my full driving licence finally came in the post today. :dance:

    You realise what that means right? It means I can be the designated driver on the catfishing sleuthing sessions with Nev (:sexface:) and Mark! :flutter:

    No, seriously, it means I can actually get a car and go out and do REAL LIFE THINGS.
    *gasp shock horror as TSR user clutches their chest and asks what real life is*

    Hold on a sec, lemme make a list of the things I'd be able to do: grocery shopping, drag races (lol jk pls no reckless driving xoxo), road trips and trips to the seaside to soak in some sun!
    *gasp shock horror x2 as TSR user dies asking what the sun is*

    Here's to hoping Wednesday is a wild one. :cheers:
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