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The Patriarch - A tale of Male Privilege watch

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    First of all, I'd like to say I'm making this blog under a dupe account to preserve my secret identity from the public.

    This will be my new blog, a chronicle of my escapades as an alpha male in this PC society we live in.

    I was at a shopping centre today, going to pick up a couple of items for when I get back to uni. I'm currently studying Men's Studies and needed my fuel of Cheesy Doritos and Monster energy drink to give me the energy to debate my peers on Reddit.

    After picking up all my items and approaching the exit of the complex I saw a young woman, in her early twenties perhaps, struggling to open the door whilst holding her bags.

    My mind instantly recalled my redpill training and my mouth widened into a grin across my face. I, the supreme gentlemen, knew exactly what I needed to do.

    I lunged forwards, my trenchcoat sweeping behind me, flowing like the tail of a panther mid-pounce. In one motion I circled the woman, pushed open the door for her and held out my free arm guiding the lass in the correct direction. I looked into her eyes and firmly stated "M'Lady".

    Silence fell around us. An air of extreme tension gripped the shopping centre, with all eyes staring directly at us. The damsel had no choice, she slowly staggered through the door looking down in shame throughout the ordeal, her knees trembling under the weight of my oppression. As she passed the door she murmured those words, "Th-thank y-you", her eyes tearing up at this point. Gasps could be heard from the other women in the shopping centre and outside the exit. One lady even fainted. They could all feel the defeat she did at that moment. The Sisterhood had taken a blow.

    I looked right back at her and proclaimed "It was my privilege"

    The males around me went wild, cheers were heard. Followed by desperate requests for me impregnate their partners with my superior alpha male genes. I merely tipped my fedora in their direction and turned to make my exit.

    As I was leaving a young boy stopped me, he asked me "Who are you?".
    Once again tipping my fedora, I responded to him "The Patriarch". Before turning and running down the street back to my mothers basement.
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    You're not the hero we deserve but you're the hero we need
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    I'll tag some members who I think may appreciate my alpha male prowess.

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    This story gave me a neckbeard
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    (Original post by Virgili)
    This story gave me a neckbeard
    The mark of a true alpha male
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    I tip my fedora to this, good sir.
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    I have been on the internet long enough to know a copypasta when I see one and this is an elaborated copypasta from a very famous thread on 4chan.
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    (Original post by DiddyDec)
    I have been on the internet long enough to know a copypasta when I see one and this is an elaborated copypasta from a very famous thread on 4chan.
    That was written by me about me
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    (Original post by Virgili)
    This story gave me a neckbeard
    As if you didn't already have one. I know your game. 😏
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    (Original post by ThePatriarch)
    That was written by me about me
    I would be very disappointed if this was a lift but I don't think it is. It's too original and cutting. Some pent up resentment went into this. 5/7.
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    (Original post by ThePatriarch)
    That was written by me about me
    Don't even try that with me.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    I would be very disappointed if this was a lift but I don't think it is. It's too original and cutting. Some pent up resentment went into this. 5/7.
    It's not my fault women are put off by my extreme intelligence.
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    I've been on the internet for over 20 years. I wrote all of those green texts. Don't try to undermine me, you misandrist
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    (Original post by ThePatriarch)
    I've been on the internet for over 20 years. I wrote all of those green texts. Don't try to undermine me, you misandrist
    Uh huh. you get 6/10 for the elaboration upon the original and you got +10 rep.
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    (Original post by DiddyDec)
    Uh huh. you get 6/10 for the elaboration upon the original and you got +10 rep.
    I would thank you, but only betas thank females. So I'll leave it at M'lady :hat2:
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    (Original post by ThePatriarch)
    I would thank you, but only betas thank females. So I'll leave it at M'lady :hat2:
    Th-thank y-you
 
 
 
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