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Ryan Air terrorists should get fewer virgins watch

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    I mean if you are going to martyr yourself, pay a little extra and get a sandwich.

    http://thesatedire.com/news/world-ne...fewer-virgins/
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    The sandwich might not be halal though...
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    (Original post by aarora)
    The sandwich might not be halal though...
    The 9/11 hijackers went to a strip club the night before. There must be a pre-martyrdom loop hole where you can enjoy a non-halal sandwich.
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    i don't think it was a genuine quotation from Mr Ryan ?

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    Satire is plainly obvious. 0/10
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    Satire is plainly obvious. 0/10
    I didn't know satire had to be hidden. You must have been very confused watching Spitting Image.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i don't think it was a genuine quotation from Mr Ryan ?

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    Take note of the name of the website and its strapline and draw your own conclusions.

    In other news, Virgin Airlines is to serve rye 'n hare sandwiches in a bid to deter suicide-bombing terrorists.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i don't think it was a genuine quotation from Mr Ryan ?

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    I wouldn't put anything past that man. I am sure he has the bodies of Easy Jet passengers buried under the patio.
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    Take note of the name of the website and its strapline and draw your own conclusions.

    In other news, Virgin Airlines is to serve rye 'n hare sandwiches in a bid to deter suicide-bombing terrorists.
    Haha!
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    Is that your own website you keep linking to?
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    Not very funny
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    (Original post by ODES_PDES)
    Not very funny
    But your profile picture look so happy.
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    (Original post by Joinedup)
    Is that your own website you keep linking to?
    No but I know the author. It's a labour of love and not run for profit
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    (Original post by Damien96)
    But your profile picture look so happy.
    Awesome!
 
 
 
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