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    the other week i was going for a poo just before going in the shower, i switched the shower on first because when i am having a poo i like feeling the moist air from the shower it makes me feel fuzzy and warm inside

    anyway i noticed we were out of toilet paper so instead of going to the other bathroom to get some i decide to just hop in the shower, spread dem cheeks, lean back (lean back, lean back, lean back) and wash it the water way

    plop of poo comes flying out, it goes out so quick i think its a plaster (i wasnt wearing any plasters so i dont know why i thought this) but then as i think its a plaster i go to pick it up then realise its plop instead, felt quite nutty but that is justified as i had my fair share of cashew nuts that day

    anyway i end up having to scoop it towards he shower drain thing, i havent had a poo story like this since i sh a t myself walking back from sixth form years ago
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    Sounds like a load of ****
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    (Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob)
    Sounds like a load of ****
    I'm genuinely surprised shi* like this isn't taken off TSR :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by TexasTexas)
    the other week i was going for a poo just before going in the shower, i switched the shower on first because when i am having a poo i like feeling the moist air from the shower it makes me feel fuzzy and warm inside

    anyway i noticed we were out of toilet paper so instead of going to the other bathroom to get some i decide to just hop in the shower, spread dem cheeks, lean back (lean back, lean back, lean back) and wash it the water way

    plop of poo comes flying out, it goes out so quick i think its a plaster (i wasnt wearing any plasters so i dont know why i thought this) but then as i think its a plaster i go to pick it up then realise its plop instead, felt quite nutty but that is justified as i had my fair share of cashew nuts that day

    anyway i end up having to scoop it towards he shower drain thing, i havent had a poo story like this since i sh a t myself walking back from sixth form years ago
    This story changed my life.

    Thank you
 
 
 
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