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    If yes, there are conditons

    Condition 1: enslaved to the devil to do his bidding

    Condition 2: enslaved to God worshiping him

    You have to choose either, or; otherwise you accept death with no after life (assuming).
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    Are you ok?
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    (Original post by ODES_PDES)
    Are you ok?
    I'm perfectly fine.
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    (Original post by ODES_PDES)
    Are you ok?
    Of course he's not. Look at the time
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    devil pls, thanks.
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    I accept death with no afterlife

    Condition 1 sounds like too much hard work for a lazy arse like myself.
    Condition 2 just sounds mind numbingly boring

    :laugh:


    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    devil pls, thanks.
    Does this mean you'll be separated from your mataji?
    Y u do dis to me? :bawling:
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    Well if I go with God i'll probably have to lead the Crusades again but I figure I can't die anyway so that's not so bad.

    The devil would be interesting, i'd probably have to go to kill some child killers which would not be fun, well it would suck, but then again so would those hot prostitutes...

    Hmmm
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    Er "us"? :lolwut:
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    (Original post by Hamoody)
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    Er "us"? :lolwut:
    :lolwut:
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    :lolwut:
    :hmmmm:
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    (Original post by Hamoody)
    :hmmmm:
    :hmmmm:
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    I accept death with no afterlife

    Condition 1 sounds like too much hard work for a lazy arse like myself.
    Condition 2 just sounds mind numbingly boring

    :laugh:




    Does this mean you'll be separated from your mataji?
    Y u do dis to me? :bawling:
    No because you will die before me
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    No because you will die before me
    Damn!!! I forgot about that! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    It's all down to mataji's old age and poor memory
 
 
 
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