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    So, today i masturbated to some high quality interracial porno from a pornstar named Mia Malkova (really hot blonde chick btw). Naturally, my intense masturbation session lasted a good 10 minutes before i cummed. Normally, my *** is very white and i have plenty of it but today my semen lacked that whiteness and volume that I usually have in my usually quality semen. Im VERY worried that my sperm count is going down. I do take hot showers but that is it.

    I would love to have children in the future but I fear that my sperm count is going down, how can I check if there's nothing wrong with my precious balls?

    Pls, any help appreciated and i can PM pics if necessary.
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    Go see a doctor rather than posting very detailed and TMI posts on TSR about it.

    Was a good laugh reading this though! Gotta love a troll
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    PM me plz.
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    (Original post by Armastan)
    Go see a doctor rather than posting very detailed and TMI posts on TSR about it.

    Was a good laugh reading this though! Gotta love a troll
    Im dead serious, you dont understand how embarrassing it would be to be impotent.

    My doctor is a compulsive pervert, i will never visit that prick
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    PM me plz.
    Are you sure, there's not much to see unfortunately
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    (Original post by toolittlesperm)
    Are you sure, there's not much to see unfortunately

    Yep.
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    There must be a huge throng of people lining up to see your sperm 🙄

    In the interests of sperm safety you should probably stop jacking off and wasting those potential babies through death on sock or hand :/ it's not their life goal and imagine their disappointment when they look up and see your face and not the Mecca of a womb.. Poor little tadpoles 😢
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    Please don't.
 
 
 
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