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    How do I go about finding a samosa to date? Should I dress up like one and go to my nearest Indian restaurant?
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    check the freezer
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    you go Glen Coco X
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    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
    How do I go about finding a samosa to date? Should I dress up like one and go to my nearest Indian restaurant?
    Come to my house, my mum runs a samosa business. I'm not even joking! There are thousands in the freezers, I'm sure one will tickle your fancies
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    I'm sure you'll eat her out very well
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    (Original post by M14B)
    Shh samosas make the best wives, it's the pakoras you don't want to mess with.
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    aloo there :hubba:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Shh samosas make the best wives, it's the pakoras you don't want to mess with.
    I am more into peshwari naans.
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    (Original post by M14B)
    I am more into peshwari naans.
    Awh did a pakora break your heart? It's okay bubz :console: It will take awhile to get back out there but I'm sure you'll be okay soon...
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    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
    How do I go about finding a samosa to date? Should I dress up like one and go to my nearest Indian restaurant?
    ha weirdo
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    BRUH!
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    I would have thought as Lord Samosa, you could date any samosa you wanted
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    You gonna get greasy booii.
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    OP and his wifey chilling in the hot tub :sexface:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Come to my house, my mum runs a samosa business. I'm not even joking! There are thousands in the freezers, I'm sure one will tickle your fancies
    I would need to get to know them. It's what's on the inside that counts. I've been catfished by vegetable samosas before :sad:

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    I'm sure you'll eat her out very well
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    Pls don't share intimate pictures of me and my ex
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    I've got all the right curves and angles
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    i love samosas :heart:
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    (Original post by SunnySallyyA)
    ha weirdo
    RUDE
 
 
 
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