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Has anybody got any amazing/funny chat up lines that relate to biology. ie if I was an enzyme if be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes.
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Are you a start codon, 'cos you're turning me on
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Are you a start codon, because you're turning me on
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You're so hot you denature my proteins
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I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
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If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
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whenever i look @ u i feel like biology a level

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If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? :giggle:
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You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract
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Are you a restriction enzyme because when I think about you I get a sticky end
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As a biology student, this thread makes me incredibly happy.

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Do you have 11 protons?

Cos you're sodium fine.
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are you the X to my Y?
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(Original post by undercxver)
Do you have 11 protons?

Cos you're sodium fine.
chemistry / physics dude-wrong topic!
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chemistry / physics dude-wrong topic!
Oh dammit.

Idk all I know is that it's sciency.

I wish I was an ion so I could for an exothermic bond with you. :erm:
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Are you a restriction enzyme because when I think about you I get a sticky end
This is so fitting
Just learnt about this yesterday :rofl:
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Lmaoo. Asklepios
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Lmaoo. Asklepios
I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U


Are you C-reactive protein? Because you have acute phase

You might not be a retrovirus, but I'll let you gag on my pol

You must be gibberelic acid, coz you're causing rapid stem elongation

You must be an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack

If you were a concentration gradient, I'd go down on you
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Gosh I do love biology banter lol
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Oh dammit.

Idk all I know is that it's sciency.

I wish I was an ion so I could for an exothermic bond with you. :erm:
ok.... (btw, i only just realised you were a girl :lol:)
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