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    Just wondering - how old are you and how often do you w a n k (i think it gets censored if I write it conjoined haha)
    I'm 17 and do it like twice a day - you?
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    Every few minutes
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    Do you really have nothing better to do than ask a bunch of strangers this question?


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    Would you go to a pub and ask how often do they beat it?
    Why do it here?
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    (Original post by MrsSheldonCooper)
    Every few minutes
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    Your husband is not enough?

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    I listen to that Michael Jackson song around once a week, twice a week if I'm bored
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    (Original post by Impressive)
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    Your husband is not enough?

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    We only have coitus every 365 days on my birthday
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Just wondering - how old are you and how often do you w a n k (i think it gets censored if I write it conjoined haha)
    I'm 17 and do it like twice a day - you?
    Once a day
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    I do two jerks in the morning.
    I do two jerks at night.
    I do two jerks in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
    I do two jerks in time of peace, and two in time of war
    I do two jerks before I do two jerks,
    And then I jerk two more

    My shi* is raw Proxenus
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    I'm not saying that I masturbate all the time but did nickname my hand Chris brown and my penis Rhianna...
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    Once every few days. All in moderation. I remember when I was in yr 9 I used to beat my meat several times everyday until I had penis chaffing
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    (Original post by MrsSheldonCooper)
    We only have coitus every 365 days on my birthday
    Bad.. Bad example of a husband. No wonder there is such a need from your side.

    I shall PM you with further details on improving your sexual health. I'll also attach my phone number and address.

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    He's always out with Watson. Girl's got needs, yo.
    Oh! It can't be.

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    Never and never have done.
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    (Original post by Impressive)
    Bad.. Bad example of a husband. No wonder there is such a need from your side.

    I shall PM you with further details on improving your sexual health. I'll also attach my phone number and address.



    Oh! It can't be.

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    Oh yes you should definitely give it to me :perv:
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    (Original post by Ublackerblau)
    Once every few days. All in moderation. I remember when I was in yr 9 I used to beat my meat several times everyday until I had penis chaffing
    How old are you now ahahahaha
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    How old are you now ahahahaha
    17
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    I dont beat off the way normal people do x) but 2-5 times aday
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    Well you don't beat around the bush do you, OP?
 
 
 
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