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    state your techniques to convince a girl to splash her digits on your phone.
    using the best chat up line
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    You have amazing eyebrows!
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    (Original post by M14B)
    You have amazing eyebrows!
    loool whats the success rate using that pick up line
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    Is that a mirror in your pocket? cos I see myself in your pants.
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    (Original post by robin567)
    loool whats the success rate using that pick up line
    I only used it once and I got a girlfriend.
    If we split up I will use it again.
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    If i were on date & I arrived 15 minutes late , don't get mad , I had to wait for you my whole life
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    Hey er i would um like to *pants alot after composes himself* tell you that you are pretty🙊
    Always results in a rejection
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    (Original post by TercioOfParma)
    Is that a mirror in your pocket? cos I see myself in your pants.
    OMG that a really funny and effective technique
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    Hey, can I get you to fill out a survey?
    http://i.imgur.com/DOV0lBC.jpg
    Hey girl, is your name Google? Cause you've got everything I'm searching for.
    Are you an Archaeologist? Because I've got a very large bone for you to examine
    Want to be my ate? You'll get the D later
    Are there only 21 letters in the alphabet? Oh right I forgot u r a q t
    Ay girl are you a beaver? Cuz DAM
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    Feel my shirt, you know what it's made of? boyfriend material
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    (Original post by robin567)
    OMG that a really funny and effective technique
    Made me laugh when I heard it
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    (Original post by M14B)
    I only used it once and I got a girlfriend.
    If we split up I will use it again.
    looooooooooooooooooool
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    You look really familiar...you remind me of someone

    "who?"

    My next girlfriend :sexface:
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    There was this one time when I met a distant friend and involuntarily greeted her by saying 'you look nice in that dress.' Although I was somewhat blushing, I tried to not break the eye contact or kick my leg or something.

    'Thank you...'

    '......You're welcome'

    *silence*

    I had to look away because awkwardness was too much to handle. Then I stammered, 'Well...umm... -'

    She cut me off and said, 'I'm not busy this weekend.'

    What a great day ^_*
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    You look really familiar...you remind me of someone

    "who?"

    My next girlfriend :sexface:
    what is the success rate of this it seems amazing lol
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    This one guy used this one on me:
    'Is your name Daniel???? 'cause DDDAAAYYYYUUUMMMM'

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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    There was this one time when I met a distant friend and involuntarily greeted her by saying 'you look nice in that dress.' Although I was somewhat blushing, I tried to not break the eye contact or kick my leg or something.

    'Thank you...'

    '......You're welcome'

    *silence*

    I had to look away because awkwardness was too much to handle. Then I stammered, 'Well...umm... -'

    She cut me off and said, 'I'm not busy this weekend.'

    What a great day ^_*
    haha I hate when a conversation start to build awkwardly
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    Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    This one guy used this one on me:
    'Is your name Daniel???? 'cause DDDAAAYYYYUUUMMMM'

    Did you give him your number cuz that's a really good one
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    (Original post by robin567)
    Did you give him your number cuz that's a really good one
    He already had it XP
 
 
 
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