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I'm sexually attracted to shrek, what do i do? watch

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    help! D:
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    (Original post by mynamshrek)
    help! D:
    Call Adele. She gives great advice from the other side.
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    u wot m8
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    it's all ogre now.
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    (Original post by mynamshrek)
    help! D:
    Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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    Dw he'll fill you up with his love
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    Your time is ogre.
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    Wayne Rooney is a married man. Leave him alone.
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    You must fulfill your everlasting desire for Shrek by embracing your love for him and by letting him embrace you with his giant green gourd
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    Use lube
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    Quite interesting, I strongly suggest you see a therapist then a psychiatrist
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    Push against his force if you want to please Shrek
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    Sorry, but he's taken by Fiona. We don't want you turning into a green eyed monster.
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    Okay, that doesn't really work :getmecoat:
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    Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
    "This is my swamp"

    Totally. :rofl:
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    If you want to pursue the great green giant, you must remember one thing : Ogres are like onions.
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    I want him to impregnate me.
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    Find a big ugly fat guy and spray him green, of course.
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    Find a big ugly fat guy and spray him green, of course.
    Oi, shrek isn't ugly!

    He was my childhood crush, it was then I decided Irish men were hubby material
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    Push against his force if you want to please Shrek

    :rofl::rofl3:
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    He makes my butthole tingle
 
 
 
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