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    (Original post by TheArtofProtest)
    Once upon a time, there was a God.

    He died.
    Nice.And what religion is that from?
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    What if we are atheists?
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    (Original post by M14B)
    What if we are atheists?
    lol.
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    I don't know how to answer to thatawkward.....
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    Well, there is one about a guy called Noah who put two of every animal onto a big ark. But it hit an iceberg on its maiden voyage across the Atlantic. All the animals met a watery death.

    At least that is how I remember it. I may be getting it confused with something else.
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    1000s if not 10,000s of years ago there was a giant global war between ancient gods.

    They used technology far beyond our current technology.

    A lot of people in my religion believe the gods are aliens. It would make sense I guess.

    Edit: Judging by your username, I think we were raised with the same basic religion, although Im taught with northern teachings.
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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    1000s if not 10,000s of years ago there was a giant global war between ancient gods.

    They used technology far beyond our current technology.

    A lot of people in my religion believe the gods are aliens. It would make sense I guess.

    Edit: Judging by your username, I think we were raised with the same basic religion, although Im taught with northern teachings.
    Hindu, right?
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Hindu, right?
    Yup, although the older I get the more agnostic I become, that story keeps me optimistic about my religion
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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    Yup, although the older I get the more agnostic I become, that story keeps me optimistic about my religion
    Fairs haha.
    I'm a non-theistic Hindu so I get where you're coming from.
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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    1000s if not 10,000s of years ago there was a giant global war between ancient gods.

    They used technology far beyond our current technology.

    A lot of people in my religion believe the gods are aliens. It would make sense I guess.

    Edit: Judging by your username, I think we were raised with the same basic religion, although Im taught with northern teachings.
    LOL..my username was chosen by a song.
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    I couldn't think of any other namesad times.
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    Watching, I have some wicked stories to tell, but FP2 class isn't the best time...
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    (Original post by EricPiphany)
    Watching, I have some wicked stories to tell, but FP2 class isn't the best time...
    :cool:cool
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    One time I had sex with my girlfriend, drank a pint and wore multiple types of fabric, all in one day. The best part? I don't even have to feel guilty for doing it! I love my religious beliefs :love:
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    I never had sex with my wife but she gave birth to a son anyway.
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    (Original post by BhagwanNoBhool)
    One time I had sex with my girlfriend, drank a pint and wore multiple types of fabric, all in one day. The best part? I don't even have to feel guilty for doing it! I love my religious beliefs :love:
    Good to know
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    NOT.sarcastic face:closedeyes:.You should put this in the relationship forum.You might get some useful advise there.
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    (Original post by Infamous*)
    I never had sex with my wife but she gave birth to a son anyway.
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    This ain't a relationship thread.Go discuss your sex life somewhere else.
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    (Original post by TheArtofProtest)
    Once upon a time, there was a God.

    He died.
    And came back from the dead.

    #resurrectionbro
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    (Original post by tamil fever)
    Good to know
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    NOT.sarcastic face:closedeyes:.You should put this in the relationship forum.You might get some useful advise there.
    Not looking for advice
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    (Original post by Supersaps)
    And came back from the dead.

    #resurrectionbro
    :lol:..lol..Good one!
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    Listen children, for I'll tell you the story of how Loki tied his scrotum to a goat, so the ensuing tug of war would make a miserable giant laugh.
 
 
 
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