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Make your best "Shakespearian" insult watch

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    Since it's the Shakespeare festival, here's a gentleman's challenge:

    Bring forth to us with devious courage,
    And wording that one shall detest,
    A frightful line of hateful prose,
    The worst affront that you see best.
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    Thou art but a feeble-groined tillywaddle! May your daughters be barren and your sons be French!
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    Villain, I have done thy mother!
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    thou art a ****
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    thou art a ****
    oh noes! care to spell it with the phonetic alphabet?
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    'O ****' - Hamlet
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    "Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench? Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple? But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple..."

    Bonus points if you get the reference.
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    You there yonder. Meet me in the nearest manor with thy greatest weapons. You bring your knights, I shall assemble with mine.
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    (Original post by Abstract_Prism)
    'O ****' - Hamlet
    I actually enjoyed reading that book
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    Thy mama is so bacon-fed, at which hour that lady jumped in the ocean, Columbus claimed that lady as a new continent.
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    You are pigeon livered, and you lack any gall
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    Thy mama is so bacon-fed, at which hour that lady jumped in the ocean Columbus claimed that lady as a new continent.
    lmao
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    Thou art a reeky foot-licker :indiff:
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    i do bite thy thumb at thee knave advance towards one's self villain
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    Get rekt *****!

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    Thou art so vacant and devoid of wit
    that were I to conjure from Lucifer's pit
    The foulest and most corrupting jibe
    Of devastating pith and enterprise
    No frown would line thou's ghastly countenance
    How wondrous, to own the shield of ignorance!
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    thy green gems would not fill a caterpillar's codpiece forsooth
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    (Original post by sjohnson98)
    "Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench? Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple? But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple..."

    Bonus points if you get the reference.
    catherine tate? :awesome:
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    (Original post by sjohnson98)
    "Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench? Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple? But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple..."

    Bonus points if you get the reference.
    DAMN YOU! I was going to post the video.
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    (Original post by TheArtofProtest)
    Villain, I have done thy mother!
    :rofl: :rofl: that was written perfectly
 
 
 
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