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Since it's the Shakespeare festival, here's a gentleman's challenge:

Bring forth to us with devious courage,
And wording that one shall detest,
A frightful line of hateful prose,
The worst affront that you see best.
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Thou art but a feeble-groined tillywaddle! May your daughters be barren and your sons be French!
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Villain, I have done thy mother!
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thou art a ****
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(Original post by serah.exe)
thou art a ****
oh noes! care to spell it with the phonetic alphabet?
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'O ****' - Hamlet
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"Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench? Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple? But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple..."

Bonus points if you get the reference.
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You there yonder. Meet me in the nearest manor with thy greatest weapons. You bring your knights, I shall assemble with mine.
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(Original post by Abstract_Prism)
'O ****' - Hamlet
I actually enjoyed reading that book
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Thy mama is so bacon-fed, at which hour that lady jumped in the ocean, Columbus claimed that lady as a new continent.
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You are pigeon livered, and you lack any gall
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(Original post by XOR_)
Thy mama is so bacon-fed, at which hour that lady jumped in the ocean Columbus claimed that lady as a new continent.
lmao
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Thou art a reeky foot-licker :indiff:
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i do bite thy thumb at thee knave advance towards one's self villain
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Get rekt *****!

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Thou art so vacant and devoid of wit
that were I to conjure from Lucifer's pit
The foulest and most corrupting jibe
Of devastating pith and enterprise
No frown would line thou's ghastly countenance
How wondrous, to own the shield of ignorance!
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thy green gems would not fill a caterpillar's codpiece forsooth
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(Original post by sjohnson98)
"Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench? Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple? But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple..."

Bonus points if you get the reference.
catherine tate? :awesome:
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(Original post by sjohnson98)
"Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench? Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple? But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple..."

Bonus points if you get the reference.
DAMN YOU! I was going to post the video.
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(Original post by TheArtofProtest)
Villain, I have done thy mother!
:rofl: :rofl: that was written perfectly
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