Make your best "Shakespearian" insultWatch
Bring forth to us with devious courage,
And wording that one shall detest,
A frightful line of hateful prose,
The worst affront that you see best.
Bonus points if you get the reference.
that were I to conjure from Lucifer's pit
The foulest and most corrupting jibe
Of devastating pith and enterprise
No frown would line thou's ghastly countenance
How wondrous, to own the shield of ignorance!