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Original post by ripjonsnow
A bunch of poems


Can you do mine now?! :biggrin: Please!
Reply 21
Original post by Boss_Rhythm
Can you do mine now?! :biggrin: Please!


yhyh, im getting to it, I writing them all here and now one by one :smile:

Fresh from the heart
Okay work your magic :biggrin:
me me, i want one too!
do me okay thanks
There once was a woman called Serah,
Who had an affair with her carer
He was an old man
When she found out he ran
Now she's a really bad swearer
Me please! :smile:
Original post by Rhythmical
Okay work your magic :biggrin:


There once was a woman called Rhymthical
Who went and got a bit biblical
She opened a church
And does lots of research
Now she's all evangelical
Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob
There once was a woman called Rhymthical
Who went and got a bit biblical
She opened a church
And does lots of research
Now she's all evangelical


Could not be more further from the truth! :biggrin:
Reply 30
Original post by k.m.b
:smile:


KMB, by ripjonsnow
Hello KMB, some of your threads are as secretive as they can be,One says ignore making it hard for me to see,
Nonetheless you seem touristy,
Enjoying Doha, Bangkok, Cape Town, Seoul and Tokyo,
You seem like someone who rarely takes the Metro.

by ripjonsnow

Original post by chocolatexo
:biggrin:


Chocolate Xo, by ripjonsnow
I dont know much about you my lady, apart from our compatibility,
Your lack of threads appear to have limited liability,
I like that your now is Chocolate Xo,
As mine is Rip Jon Snow.

by ripjonsnow

Original post by ivybridge
Sureeeee.


IvyBridge, by ripjonsnow
I admire my half cousin from House Targaryen,
Your love for dragons make your fear you look like a Rastafarian,
You seem to enjoy being stuck in bed,
hopefully where was a Volantis whore giving you head.

by ripjonsnow

Original post by lNurl
I want one too :h:


INurl by ripjonsnow
Hello iNurl of the welcome squad,
One of the best ways to stay healthy is by eating cod,
Although you feel losing weight will make life more cope-able,
just remember you will always be beautiful.

by ripjonsnow

Original post by Boss_Rhythm
Please can you write one for me as well! :biggrin:
Thank you if you do! :biggrin: Love you!


Boss Rhythm, by ripjonsnow
What is life like in Austria?
I doubt its full of Nausea.
Why must you be impatient my friend?
We will always get there in the end.
Why are you impatient you ask?
To me its enthusiasm, for my exciting task.
Why must a man question love?
When you are enlightened you will fly like a dove.

by ripjonsnow

Original post by AperfectBalance
Hey this sounds fun, if anyone wants me to write a quick one I would be happy. since there are so many people.


A Perfect Balance, by ripjonsnow
Dieting? Martial Arts? Yin and Yang? What do you represent?
My English friend likes to be tailored and well present.
A man appears to question religion,
To That I say I hope you are not a clay pigeon.

by ripjonsnow

Original post by ZuluK
Thanks :h:


Zuluk, by ripjonsnow
Zuluk like to read,
Zuluk likes cheese,
Zuluk is not Lebanese,
Zuluk likes to sneeze,
Zuluk is now free.

by ripjonsnow

Original post by John55
What a fantastic excuse to stalk peoples profiles.

Spoiler



John10, by ripjonsnow
Five Plus Five Equals Ten,
Hopefully after this you will change your name to Ben,
What you describe in the early hours sounds like sleep paralysis,
That is what I can see from my brief analysis,
Dont worry about the chicken coming after the lemon,
To them your juices taste like sour semen.

by ripjonsnow
Original post by Rhythmical
Could not be more further from the truth! :biggrin:


There once was a woman called Rhymical
I found out she was nonpolitical
I called an election
@RobML got an erection
And now it's all gone physical
Original post by ripjonsnow
KMB, by ripjonsnow
Hello KMB, some of your threads are as secretive as they can be,One says ignore making it hard for me to see,
Nonetheless you seem touristy,
Enjoying Doha, Bangkok, Cape Town, Seoul and Tokyo,
You seem like someone who rarely takes the Metro.

by ripjonsnow



Chocolate Xo, by ripjonsnow
I dont know much about you my lady, apart from our compatibility,
Your lack of threads appear to have limited liability,
I like that your now is Chocolate Xo,
As mine is Rip Jon Snow.

by ripjonsnow



IvyBridge, by ripjonsnow
I admire my half cousin from House Targaryen,
Your love for dragons make your fear you look like a Rastafarian,
You seem to enjoy being stuck in bed,
hopefully where was a Volantis whore giving you head.

by ripjonsnow



INurl by ripjonsnow
Hello iNurl of the welcome squad,
One of the best ways to stay healthy is by eating cod,
Although you feel losing weight will make life more cope-able,
just remember you will always be beautiful.

by ripjonsnow



Boss Rhythm, by ripjonsnow
What is life like in Austria?
I doubt its full of Nausea.
Why must you be impatient my friend?
We will always get there in the end.
Why are you impatient you ask?
To me its enthusiasm, for my exciting task.
Why must a man question love?
When you are enlightened you will fly like a dove.

by ripjonsnow



A Perfect Balance, by ripjonsnow
Dieting? Martial Arts? Yin and Yang? What do you represent?
My English friend likes to be tailored and well present.
A man appears to question religion,
To That I say I hope you are not a clay pigeon.

by ripjonsnow



Zuluk, by ripjonsnow
Zuluk like to read,
Zuluk likes cheese,
Zuluk is not Lebanese,
Zuluk likes to sneeze,
Zuluk is now free.

by ripjonsnow



John10, by ripjonsnow
Five Plus Five Equals Ten,
Hopefully after this you will change your name to Ben,
What you describe in the early hours sounds like sleep paralysis,
That is what I can see from my brief analysis,
Dont worry about the chicken coming after the lemon,
To them your juices taste like sour semen.

by ripjonsnow


You are beautifully blessed!!! Thank you! :biggrin: I love you man! 10/10
Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob
There once was a woman called Rhymical
I found out she was nonpolitical
I called an election
@RobML got an erection
And now it's all gone physical


That would be a mad rap! :biggrin:
Reply 34
Original post by Moonstruck16


Original post by Rhythmical
Okay work your magic :biggrin:


Original post by Drummerz
me me, i want one too!


Original post by TheGreatImposter
do me okay thanks


Ok guys, Im extremely exhausted from writing 20 personalized poems in a row, im going to have to write yours tomorrow, along with the rest.
Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob
There once was a woman called Rhymical
I found out she was nonpolitical
I called an election
@RobML got an erection
And now it's all gone physical


PMSL does Rob know what an erection is? :biggrin:
Original post by ripjonsnow
Ok guys, Im extremely exhausted from writing 20 personalized poems in a row, im going to have to write yours tomorrow, along with the rest.


I shall wait for it :biggrin:
Original post by ripjonsnow
I will write one for you aswell;






















- - Batman, by ripjonsnow
- - Batman glares into the night,
- - Batman must hard to keep on the lights,
- - Batman is a double Negative,
So - - Batman must be on Sedatives,
- - Batman fights crime with time,
- - Batman knows where to use Cosine.

by ripjonsnow


This is amazing. :biggrin:
Original post by ripjonsnow


IvyBridge, by ripjonsnow
I admire my half cousin from House Targaryen,
Your love for dragons make your fear you look like a Rastafarian,
You seem to enjoy being stuck in bed,
hopefully where was a Volantis whore giving you head.

by ripjonsnow



But I don't like girlies :cry2:
Original post by ripjonsnow
KMB, by ripjonsnow
Hello KMB, some of your threads are as secretive as they can be,One says ignore making it hard for me to see,
Nonetheless you seem touristy,
Enjoying Doha, Bangkok, Cape Town, Seoul and Tokyo,
You seem like someone who rarely takes the Metro.

by ripjonsnow



Chocolate Xo, by ripjonsnow
I dont know much about you my lady, apart from our compatibility,
Your lack of threads appear to have limited liability,
I like that your now is Chocolate Xo,
As mine is Rip Jon Snow.

by ripjonsnow



IvyBridge, by ripjonsnow
I admire my half cousin from House Targaryen,
Your love for dragons make your fear you look like a Rastafarian,
You seem to enjoy being stuck in bed,
hopefully where was a Volantis whore giving you head.

by ripjonsnow



INurl by ripjonsnow
Hello iNurl of the welcome squad,
One of the best ways to stay healthy is by eating cod,
Although you feel losing weight will make life more cope-able,
just remember you will always be beautiful.

by ripjonsnow



Boss Rhythm, by ripjonsnow
What is life like in Austria?
I doubt its full of Nausea.
Why must you be impatient my friend?
We will always get there in the end.
Why are you impatient you ask?
To me its enthusiasm, for my exciting task.
Why must a man question love?
When you are enlightened you will fly like a dove.

by ripjonsnow



A Perfect Balance, by ripjonsnow
Dieting? Martial Arts? Yin and Yang? What do you represent?
My English friend likes to be tailored and well present.
A man appears to question religion,
To That I say I hope you are not a clay pigeon.

by ripjonsnow



Zuluk, by ripjonsnow
Zuluk like to read,
Zuluk likes cheese,
Zuluk is not Lebanese,
Zuluk likes to sneeze,
Zuluk is now free.

by ripjonsnow



John10, by ripjonsnow
Five Plus Five Equals Ten,
Hopefully after this you will change your name to Ben,
What you describe in the early hours sounds like sleep paralysis,
That is what I can see from my brief analysis,
Dont worry about the chicken coming after the lemon,
To them your juices taste like sour semen.

by ripjonsnow


lmaoo ur poems are actually quite good :tongue:

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