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Go on den fam
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I want 1
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Go on den fam
There once was a roidhead called Woody
Who with girls liked to get them well muddy
All day he'd wallow in filth
Like a top randy DILF
With dark chocolate smeared over his body
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There once was an odd chap named Zuki
Whose face was particularly spooky
He'd creep up on kids
And make them leave skids
Locked up now for being too kooky
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Lol this thread is funny.
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(Original post by RobML)
There once was a roidhead called Woody
Who with girls liked to get them well muddy
All day he'd wallow in filth
Like a top randy DILF
With dark chocolate smeared over his body
Not amused by this at all.


I HATE dark chocolate.
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(Original post by WoodyMKC)
Not amused by this at all.


I HATE dark chocolate.
*milk chocolate
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Go on then Rob
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Me please!
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Blow my socks away Rob
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They should get you to do Louie's Limericks.
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Go ahead.
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Fire away!
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(Original post by RobML)
There once was a roidhead called Woody
Who with girls liked to get them well muddy
All day he'd wallow in filth
Like a top randy DILF
With dark chocolate smeared over his body
(Original post by RobML)
There once was an odd chap named Zuki
Whose face was particularly spooky
He'd creep up on kids
And make them leave skids
Locked up now for being too kooky
I've said i before, but it obviously bears repeating:

A poetical chappy, as usual,
Was wont to point out that the use you’ll
Get from a rhyme
Depends all the time
On scansion; the metre is crucial.
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Go on then
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(Original post by RobML)
I'm good
go for it
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I'm ready
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i want one lol
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there was a young poet called Rob
who tied a reef knot in his kn:dolphin:b;
he soon came to see
it was harder to pee
although it secured him a job
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