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    Chef.

    I have the Bread and the Toaster.

    How do I learn how to make the toast?
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    (Original post by Kawaii289)
    Chef.
    What cuisine do you like to cook the most? And are you planning on going to a culinary school/formal education for it?
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    What cuisine do you like to cook the most? And are you planning on going to a culinary school/formal education for it?
    I want to make the Toast, then become a professional
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    I want to make the Toast, then become a professional
    Ha...
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    Use the toaster filter on the bread? :dontknow:

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    Slap the toaster with the bread until complete.
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    1) make sure bread fits toaster
    2) slowly descend bread carefully into designated toaster openings on the topside of the device
    3) activate the heating function usually done by pressing down a plastic side contraption
    4) wait for device to push bread up very quickly
    5) you made toast

    TROUBLESHOOTING, if the toaster is not working
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    Did someone say Chef?
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    (Original post by Kawaii289)
    Chef.

    I have the Bread and the Toaster.

    How do I learn how to make the toast?
    Insert penis into toaster.
    Turn on toaster.
    Thrust until toast is complete.
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    it's not even midnight yet :lol:
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    At first I quoted ForestShadow's message then realised not a good Idea with the burnt toast underneath.
 
 
 
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