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    So I had a year long relationship with this 'girl' and she was perfect, pretty, funny, intelligent and great at cleaning... a week ago though I found out that 'she' was in fact a man, who had dressed up as a girl to pick me up in the club where we met, and then fallen for me, as I had for 'her'. When I found out I obviously dumped him, problem is I'm still in love with 'her', I thought 'she' was the one, how can I get over this? Or maybe there's a chance we could still be together?
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    How did you not realise when you two were getting down to business, so to speak...
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    Are you sure this wasn't a dream? :curious:
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    It just takes time to recover from a break up and for the feelings to disappear completely. :console:
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    (Original post by GlitterandGold-x)
    How did you not realise when you two were getting down to business, so to speak...
    Well I was a virgin before we got together and people are always saying about how girls don't look the same 'down there' as they do in porn so... I didn't want to offend her or anything either.
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    Just don't get all sour and bitter over it :console:
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    ok ok i'll go now :getmecoat: :goodnight:
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    (Original post by Ananaz)
    Are you sure this wasn't a dream? :curious:
    Are you sure this isn't a dream?
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    (Original post by John55)
    Well I was a virgin before we got together and people are always saying about how girls don't look the same 'down there' as they do in porn so... I didn't want to offend her or anything either.
    Right... so you didn't see a penis instead of a vagina and think "oh crap, she's a he?"
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    (Original post by John55)
    Well I was a virgin before we got together and people are always saying about how girls don't look the same 'down there' as they do in porn so... I didn't want to offend her or anything either.
    Too appropriate for this thread.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T44W...ature=youtu.be
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    (Original post by John55)
    So I had a year long relationship with this 'girl' and she was perfect, pretty, funny, intelligent and great at cleaning... a week ago though I found out that 'she' was in fact a man, who had dressed up as a girl to pick me up in the club where we met, and then fallen for me, as I had for 'her'. When I found out I obviously dumped him, problem is I'm still in love with 'her', I thought 'she' was the one, how can I get over this? Or maybe there's a chance we could still be together?
    Was she the pineapple?
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    (Original post by GlitterandGold-x)
    Right... so you didn't see a penis instead of a vagina and think "oh crap, she's a he?"
    Well I thought the penis was her vagina, because they look different from what they look like in porn...
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Was she the pineapple?
    ...yeah :sigh:
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    You got played son


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    You serious bro? God damn...
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    Somehow I do not believe any of this
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    Im laughing more at the people who seem to believe this.
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    All these people taking the bait
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    All these people taking the bait of people taking the bait


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    Wait, so, I might actually just have a 10" vagina?
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    Lol, look at the time people, an absurd and unbelievable story posted at this time of the night is pretty blatantly a troll :rolleyes:
 
 
 
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