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Would You Rather Poo Yourself in a Church or Wee Yourself in a Coffee Shop? Watch

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    Poo in a church
    2
    28.57%
    Wee yourself in coffee shop
    0
    0%
    What is wrong with you!?
    5
    71.43%

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    Both the church and coffee shop are full of people.
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    Peeing in a coffee shop is no fun, you wee yourself, it's immediately obvious to everybody that you've weed yourself and the guy at the counter will probably tell you to get out or something.

    Pooing in church though, much better banter potential. Sitting there, knowing you've pooed yourself, but nobody else does until the smell slowly diffuses through the whole congregation. Watching them as more and more of them slowly become disgusted until it hits the priest, who is clearly distracted by it but as a man of God attempts maintains his professionalism and finishes the sermon despite all his senses being invaded.

    ...pooing in church.
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    As long as I have a clean diaper, my diaper bag and mummy to change me I couldn't care less what goes in my pants milk is my priority
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    Or wee in a church like Jez in Peep Show?
 
 
 
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