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    (Original post by koldtoast)
    make it play a series of romantic songs, which should could then use to entice the other nuns to bed. After getting the I-pod to work, she......
    ..broke into song and whipped out a dildo from under the pillow which was of such eye watering proportions that even Dumbo would have considered celibacy. After producing the offending item and indeed after indulging in its supreme functionality for a lengthy period it was decided that all the nuns would.....
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    ..broke into song and whipped out a dildo from under the pillow which was of such eye watering proportions that even Dumbo would have considered celibacy. After producing the offending item and indeed after indulging in its supreme functionality for a lengthy period it was decided that all the nuns would.....
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