Formals!!!

Didn't a couple of Homerton undergrads get sent down for this (or so the story goes...)?

I don't like the sound of pennying

Do you want the nice answer or the blunt answer?

Most Peterhouse traditions involve fellows and buggery I believe

what do you think is a joke? the whole pennying thing or just the stephen hawking thing? anyway, neither are

You'll get used to it.

Of course theres always ring of fire, 21...etc etc.

These games are for children. You can take these back to high school.

What you need is shoemaster!!!

Shoemaster - someone puts one of their shoes on their head, last person to copy them forfeits. Thumbmaster - same but with putting your thumb on the edge of the table. I'm guessing Straddlemaster works in the same manner, but I don't want to guess what exactly has to happen!