Marrying yourself-what's wrong with it?

What do you do on the wedding night? Go upstairs and self-love furiously?

Most teenage boys are already married to themselves, at least in practice if not legally, and share an intimate relationship with their hand. Eventually they commit adultery with those mysterious beings they were once scared of.. Women.

What do you do on the wedding night? Go upstairs and self-love furiously?

The honeymoon would be so peaceful.
Who better to make a lifelong commitment with than yourself?

Most teenage boys are already married to themselves, at least in practice if not legally, and share an intimate relationship with their hand. Eventually they commit adultery with those mysterious beings they were once scared of.. Women.

How so?

There is no legal benefit to getting married these days. Plus a relationship shouldn't change after marriage, if a marriage was to last then the relationship without marriage should last too. So there's no real purpose of getting married other than just for the sake of it.

It would be just as pointless as marrying a different person

I've been thinking about it recently and it seems like a pretty good idea :/

What about kids???

Someone seems a little bitter.

I'm not. Hell, I might eventually get married myself. I'm just stating the fact that there is no real purpose to marriage, other than just doing it for the sake of having a wedding. Well, unless you're religious. Then I guess it actually has some meaning.