Exams gather and now my revision begins.It shall not end until my final exam. I shall take no girlfriend, hold no parties, father no children. I shall play no games and watch no television. I shall pass and fail at my post. I am the pen in the darkness. I'm the reviser at the desk. I am the pupil that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honour to the Exams Watch, for this exam and all exams to come.
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