No no no no no. Gardies was saved, thanks to Stephen Fry and everyone and they all sang a song and... hang on, I've got mixed up between "Gardies: The Opera" and real life. (Did anyone else see that?)
Anyway, Gardies was saved. An 8,000 name petition (including Stephen fry and Michael Portillo) was presented to Gonvile and Caius, and so it was not closed at all. There was a big hoohar over it being shut, and so it stayed open.
Anyway, Cindies is surely the cheesiest club ever.