Cambridge Chat (previously New Cambridge Students Entry 2004)

Hehe..digging eh?? Why not...if i'm lucky..i might get recruited to check out a new theme park..and end up getting eaten by a dinosaur while i'm sitting on the toilet

G

Yes...great documentarist he is!!! He brings a sense of fantasy to break away from the boring normal documentaries you normally see

G

Futurama is such a great program. Really annoyed that evil evil Fox decided to stop making it. Grrrrr....

My fav quotes have gotta be: "This is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left" by the Professor

and the first episode when Dr Zoidberg is giving Fry a medical:

Dr. Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth.
Fry: I only have one.
Dr. Zoidberg: Really?
Fry: Uh...is there a human doctor around?
Dr. Zoidberg: Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say (warbling noise)
Fry: Uh.. (clears throat and does his best imitation)
Dr. Zoidberg: What?! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!

*chuckle*

Rob

Bender: Today, I've personalised each of your meals. For example, Amy, you're cute, so I baked you a pony. [Everyone gasps. The pony leg on Amy's plate still has a horseshoe on it's hoof.] Come on! Eat! I slaved all day over a filthy stove!

[He walks into the kitchen.]

Hermes: This is terrible!

Farnsworth: Good thing I secretly installed this wormhole in the table!

[He presses a button and the wormhole opens in the middle of the table and scrapes his food - a human heart and some guts - into it.]

Amy: Where does the other end come out?

Farnsworth: You know I'm not quite sure. [He peers into the wormhole. The food falls from above and onto his head.] Oh dear me!

[He takes a cloth out of his lab coat and puts his hand in the wormhole and wipes the food from off his head.]

(WARNING: sensitive subject matter!)

I'm an ARCHAEOLOGIST!!! Not a Palaeontologist! We don't do dinosaurs!!!

That would be me who's doing the dinosaurs!

Did dinosaurs eat leeks like Welsh people?

(I used to live in Gwynedd.. )

welsh people are leeks? Maybe i've read that wrong. On the other hand it would make it all the easier to stick themselves up a sheep's arse.

MB

I think I am 1/128th Welsh. I feel extremely offended.

I think I am 1/128th Welsh. I feel extremely offended.

(WARNING: sensitive subject matter!)

I'm an ARCHAEOLOGIST!!! Not a Palaeontologist! We don't do dinosaurs!!!

Everyone's Welsh. Most people are just too ashamed to admit it though.

I'm not English!