Cambridge Chat (previously New Cambridge Students Entry 2004)

I read something about being bored - its just - I popped into the forum before I went to have my tea and all was calm - then I come back upstairs and we've got penis-removal.

castration and penis removal are not necessarily the same thing....castration tends to refer to the removal of the testicles only.

Penis-removal is a nasty subject of conversation...i was round at my friends house the other day...and they just had their cat 'fixed'....i know it was only a cat...but it was not a nice thing to do!!!!!!

G

Hence the product "Plastic Testicles for Dogs and Cats".

Hmmmmm....a sufficient substitute????? Methinks not!!!

G

what if you had a greivous accident and you had to have some?!
these things happen...

There was a woman in Bosnia a few years back who chopped her husbands dick off after an argument, attached it to a load of helium balloons and let it go.

MB

There was a woman in Bosnia a few years back who chopped her husbands dick off after an argument, attached it to a load of helium balloons and let it go.

MB

wahahhaaaa!
Way to go love.
Did he bleed to death? - because that's not so good.

Remind me never to get on your bad side Kathy!!!!!!

G

Nah I'm lovely really. I'm not one of these skin-headed feminist man-haters. Just loving the balls that she had - pardon the pun

*starts to cry*

G

There was a woman in Bosnia a few years back who chopped her husbands dick off after an argument, attached it to a load of helium balloons and let it go.

MB

what?

Hang on a minute - where do you get this information?!

The pun really was that bad

G

<grin> okay sorry.

Are we any nearer 5000 posts yet?

hurrah,

but i've gotten all bored again!