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    (Original post by Fluffstar)
    I read something about being bored - its just - I popped into the forum before I went to have my tea and all was calm - then I come back upstairs and we've got penis-removal.
    Penis-removal is a nasty subject of conversation...i was round at my friends house the other day...and they just had their cat 'fixed'....i know it was only a cat...but it was not a nice thing to do!!!!!! :eek:

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    (Original post by Willa)
    castration and penis removal are not necessarily the same thing....castration tends to refer to the removal of the testicles only.
    my bad.
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    (Original post by gzftan)
    Penis-removal is a nasty subject of conversation...i was round at my friends house the other day...and they just had their cat 'fixed'....i know it was only a cat...but it was not a nice thing to do!!!!!! :eek:

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    Hence the product "Plastic Testicles for Dogs and Cats". :eek:
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    (Original post by Camford)
    Hence the product "Plastic Testicles for Dogs and Cats". :eek:
    Hmmmmm....a sufficient substitute????? Methinks not!!!

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    (Original post by gzftan)
    Hmmmmm....a sufficient substitute????? Methinks not!!!

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    what if you had a greivous accident and you had to have some?!
    these things happen...
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    (Original post by Fluffstar)
    what if you had a greivous accident and you had to have some?!
    these things happen...
    Ouch!!!!

    I think i'm gonna wear my cricket box all the time now..to make sure if any such incident may occur....say...in an unfortunate smelting accident....then i hopefully won't need to use a substitute....although if i did....it would be gold....i like goooooold.



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    There was a woman in Bosnia a few years back who chopped her husbands **** off after an argument, attached it to a load of helium balloons and let it go.

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    There was a woman in Bosnia a few years back who chopped her husbands **** off after an argument, attached it to a load of helium balloons and let it go.

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    wahahhaaaa!
    Way to go love.
    Did he bleed to death? - because that's not so good.
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    (Original post by musicboy)
    There was a woman in Bosnia a few years back who chopped her husbands **** off after an argument, attached it to a load of helium balloons and let it go.

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    Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!! Please can we change the subject?? All this talk of penis removal is painful!!!!!

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    (Original post by Fluffstar)
    wahahhaaaa!
    Way to go love.
    Did he bleed to death? - because that's not so good.
    :eek:

    Remind me never to get on your bad side Kathy!!!!!!

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    (Original post by gzftan)
    :eek:

    Remind me never to get on your bad side Kathy!!!!!!

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    Nah I'm lovely really. I'm not one of these skin-headed feminist man-haters. Just loving the balls that she had - pardon the pun
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    (Original post by Fluffstar)
    Nah I'm lovely really. I'm not one of these skin-headed feminist man-haters. Just loving the balls that she had - pardon the pun
    :eek: *starts to cry*

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    (Original post by gzftan)
    :eek: *starts to cry*

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    what?
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    (Original post by musicboy)
    There was a woman in Bosnia a few years back who chopped her husbands **** off after an argument, attached it to a load of helium balloons and let it go.

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    Hang on a minute - where do you get this information?!
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    (Original post by Fluffstar)
    what?
    The pun really was that bad

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    (Original post by Fluffstar)
    Hang on a minute - where do you get this information?!
    Jacob was that man!! :eek:



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    (Original post by gzftan)
    The pun really was that bad

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    <grin> okay sorry.

    Are we any nearer 5000 posts yet?
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    (Original post by Fluffstar)
    <grin> okay sorry.

    Are we any nearer 5000 posts yet?
    Getting there...another 50 or so and we've made it!!!!

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    hurrah,

    but i've gotten all bored again!
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    (Original post by Willa)
    hurrah,

    but i've gotten all bored again!
    Where's Squishy? He hasn't been on for a while?
 
 
 
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