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Reply 4920
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I read something about being bored - its just - I popped into the forum before I went to have my tea and all was calm - then I come back upstairs and we've got penis-removal.

Penis-removal is a nasty subject of conversation...i was round at my friends house the other day...and they just had their cat 'fixed'....i know it was only a cat...but it was not a nice thing to do!!!!!! :eek:

G
Willa
castration and penis removal are not necessarily the same thing....castration tends to refer to the removal of the testicles only.

:smile: my bad.
gzftan
Penis-removal is a nasty subject of conversation...i was round at my friends house the other day...and they just had their cat 'fixed'....i know it was only a cat...but it was not a nice thing to do!!!!!! :eek:

G


Hence the product "Plastic Testicles for Dogs and Cats". :eek:
Reply 4923
Camford
Hence the product "Plastic Testicles for Dogs and Cats". :eek:

Hmmmmm....a sufficient substitute????? Methinks not!!! :tongue:

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gzftan
Hmmmmm....a sufficient substitute????? Methinks not!!! :tongue:

G

what if you had a greivous accident and you had to have some?!
these things happen...
Reply 4925
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what if you had a greivous accident and you had to have some?!
these things happen...

Ouch!!!! :frown:

I think i'm gonna wear my cricket box all the time now..to make sure if any such incident may occur....say...in an unfortunate smelting accident....then i hopefully won't need to use a substitute....although if i did....it would be gold....i like goooooold.

:tongue:

G
There was a woman in Bosnia a few years back who chopped her husbands dick off after an argument, attached it to a load of helium balloons and let it go.

MB
musicboy
There was a woman in Bosnia a few years back who chopped her husbands dick off after an argument, attached it to a load of helium balloons and let it go.

MB

wahahhaaaa!
Way to go love.
Did he bleed to death? - because that's not so good. :frown:
Reply 4928
musicboy
There was a woman in Bosnia a few years back who chopped her husbands dick off after an argument, attached it to a load of helium balloons and let it go.

MB

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!! Please can we change the subject?? All this talk of penis removal is painful!!!!!

G
Reply 4929
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wahahhaaaa!
Way to go love.
Did he bleed to death? - because that's not so good. :frown:

:eek:

Remind me never to get on your bad side Kathy!!!!!!

G
gzftan
:eek:

Remind me never to get on your bad side Kathy!!!!!!

G

:biggrin: Nah I'm lovely really. I'm not one of these skin-headed feminist man-haters. Just loving the balls that she had - pardon the pun :wink:
Reply 4931
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:biggrin: Nah I'm lovely really. I'm not one of these skin-headed feminist man-haters. Just loving the balls that she had - pardon the pun :wink:

:eek: *starts to cry*

G
gzftan
:eek: *starts to cry*

G

what?
musicboy
There was a woman in Bosnia a few years back who chopped her husbands dick off after an argument, attached it to a load of helium balloons and let it go.

MB

Hang on a minute - where do you get this information?!
Reply 4934
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what?

The pun really was that bad :tongue:

G
Reply 4935
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Hang on a minute - where do you get this information?!

Jacob was that man!! :eek:

:tongue:

G
gzftan
The pun really was that bad :tongue:

G

<grin> okay sorry.

Are we any nearer 5000 posts yet?
Reply 4937
Fluffstar
<grin> okay sorry.

Are we any nearer 5000 posts yet?

Getting there...another 50 or so and we've made it!!!! :smile:

G
Reply 4938
hurrah,

but i've gotten all bored again!
Willa
hurrah,

but i've gotten all bored again!

Where's Squishy? He hasn't been on for a while?

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