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    (Original post by katiyakat)
    You're forgiven, but only if I get a fairy cake .
    Thank you, don't worry though, I do understand it's not your fault you keep spelling your name wrong.

    I promise that I will give you a cake, as soon as I make some anyway, I'm hoping I will be able to on my birthday but seeing as though I will only have been there less than 24hours it may not be possible straight away! But there will be cakes!

    Anyways, I'm working tomorrow and I've been on here too long, as I said about half an hour ago I think!
    Goodnight!
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    OMG

    *drools over boaties*

    I love them so much.... muscly and tanned... (mwahha I did those just for you)
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    (Original post by crana9)
    the idea of shattering blood cells makes me smile

    I dunno. I reckon the places i have/had the bruises i am thinking of would mainly be capillaries anyway?! but i actually have no idea.

    one possible theory:

    if you bang yourself really hard you might rupture blood vessels sufficiently that lots(reltaively) of blood comes out all at once and forms one big under-the skin scab (so to speak)

    however if it's a different kind of bang (I dont remember how i got this bruise in question, although its nice and big, but then i do bang into a lot of things) then perhaps it makes the blood vessels leak more slowly so you get a couple of mini scabs (kinda) froming

    !?
    that makes sense. because blod can clot within a matter of minutes, clots would keep forming as long as blood kept leaking
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    (Original post by blissy)
    OMG

    *drools over boaties*

    I love them so much.... muscly and tanned... (mwahha I did those just for you)
    boaties? where?!
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    Have just stumbled across Clare student's photos.

    number 112.

    Julian is angry, his cravat was mocked.

    I'm worried.
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    (Original post by katiyakat)
    I watch Gladiator for 3 hours and return to find 7 new pages - agh! Anyhow...
    I went away for the weekend and returned to find 20. :eek:
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    (Original post by Immortal Wombat)
    I went away for the weekend and returned to find 20. :eek:
    kids these days, they just can't keep up like they used to
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    (Original post by blissy)
    Have just stumbled across Clare student's photos.

    number 112.

    Julian is angry, his cravat was mocked.

    I'm worried.
    eh what where who?
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    (Original post by priya)
    eh what where who?
    I think Blissy would be refering to the Union of Clare Students Photogallery, in particular this photo: http://ucs.clare.cam.ac.uk/gallery/d...e.php?pos=-739

    Now, I know Juls, he's a nice guy, he won't bite really!

    There are many more gems in that gallery than that though, like the former UCS treasurer in a bikini (he's male) and the Miss Clare contenders to name just two. Indeed there are even a couple of really bad pictures of me, given I have admin rights over the gallery I ought to take them down, but I rather suspect it'd only get flooded with even worse ones!

    Alaric.
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    (Original post by Camford)
    Does anyone know how could one Ogrise oneself? Ideally using computer.
    I would suggest (tentatively) this recipe:
    - Take picture of self and picture of convenient ogre (perhaps Shrek)
    - Resize and crop so both pictures are same size
    - If possible, have your faces in the same place (roughly) in each picture
    - Cut the backgrounds out
    - Make a Shrek-skintone pallette
    - Select your face and colourise to green, then apply pallette to your picture
    - Put your head back onto chosen background
    - Apply cut n' paste ears
    Then optionally, but for better effect:
    - Put the pair of pictures into some kind of morphing program (FantaMorph has a 30 day trial). This should bulk out your face to ogrific proportions, flatten your nose, etc.
    - Then select the right frame from the morphing animation which is mostly yout face on mostly Shrek's head.
    - Post thus.
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    (Original post by Immortal Wombat)
    I would suggest (tentatively) this recipe:
    - Take picture of self and picture of convenient ogre (perhaps Shrek)
    - Resize and crop so both pictures are same size
    - If possible, have your faces in the same place (roughly) in each picture
    - Cut the backgrounds out
    - Make a Shrek-skintone pallette
    - Select your face and colourise to green, then apply pallette to your picture
    - Put your head back onto chosen background
    - Apply cut n' paste ears
    Then optionally, but for better effect:
    - Put the pair of pictures into some kind of morphing program (FantaMorph has a 30 day trial). This should bulk out your face to ogrific proportions, flatten your nose, etc.
    - Then select the right frame from the morphing animation which is mostly yout face on mostly Shrek's head.
    - Post thus.
    i am soooooooo impressed!
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    .........the more photos of cambridge students i look at, the more disturbed i get. there are some very pretty and lovely ones but an awful lot downright weird ones.

    it's good to know however that with my dodgy clothes sense, bad hair, and generally-deformed-looking-features, i will seemingly blend straight in.
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    (Original post by Camford)
    I really should go now. Otherwise my mother will strike upon me with furious anger and I shall know that her name is the lord...
    oi don't steal my sig :mad:
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    Good morning people
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    (Original post by musicboy)
    Good morning people
    Morning all and Jacob too. Jacob, you come up with some odd pictures. Back in a min, i've got to go and make a few phone calls before the world ends....
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    You know i thought the thread would've moved on 2 pages or so by now.
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    (Original post by blissy)
    LOLOLOLOL

    you know half of that is made up?
    Ezekiel 25:17 as from the Bible: ...17 "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I lay My vengeance upon them."'"

    The quotation marks aren't mistakes, that's what they look like in the bible.
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    (Original post by Pollo Loco)
    You know i thought the thread would've moved on 2 pages or so by now.
    People need to catch up on some sleep after a late night of garbaging on the forum.
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    (Original post by Immortal Wombat)
    I would suggest (tentatively) this recipe:
    - Take picture of self and picture of convenient ogre (perhaps Shrek)
    - Resize and crop so both pictures are same size
    - If possible, have your faces in the same place (roughly) in each picture
    - Cut the backgrounds out
    - Make a Shrek-skintone pallette
    - Select your face and colourise to green, then apply pallette to your picture
    - Put your head back onto chosen background
    - Apply cut n' paste ears
    Then optionally, but for better effect:
    - Put the pair of pictures into some kind of morphing program (FantaMorph has a 30 day trial). This should bulk out your face to ogrific proportions, flatten your nose, etc.
    - Then select the right frame from the morphing animation which is mostly yout face on mostly Shrek's head.
    - Post thus.
    Sounds good, I'll get back to it when I figured out how Photshop CS works... Argh... You stupid piece of software.
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    anyone know if any software which can reduce hissing in my surround sound speaker system...it's slowly driving me mad!
 
 
 

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