Cambridge Chat (previously New Cambridge Students Entry 2004)

You're forgiven, but only if I get a fairy cake .

the idea of shattering blood cells makes me smile

I dunno. I reckon the places i have/had the bruises i am thinking of would mainly be capillaries anyway?! but i actually have no idea.

one possible theory:

if you bang yourself really hard you might rupture blood vessels sufficiently that lots(reltaively) of blood comes out all at once and forms one big under-the skin scab (so to speak)

however if it's a different kind of bang (I dont remember how i got this bruise in question, although its nice and big, but then i do bang into a lot of things) then perhaps it makes the blood vessels leak more slowly so you get a couple of mini scabs (kinda) froming

!?

OMG

*drools over boaties*

I love them so much.... muscly and tanned... (mwahha I did those just for you)

I watch Gladiator for 3 hours and return to find 7 new pages - agh! Anyhow...

I went away for the weekend and returned to find 20.

Have just stumbled across Clare student's photos.

number 112.

Julian is angry, his cravat was mocked.

I'm worried.

eh what where who?

Does anyone know how could one Ogrise oneself? Ideally using computer.

I would suggest (tentatively) this recipe:
- Take picture of self and picture of convenient ogre (perhaps Shrek)
- Resize and crop so both pictures are same size
- If possible, have your faces in the same place (roughly) in each picture
- Cut the backgrounds out
- Make a Shrek-skintone pallette
- Select your face and colourise to green, then apply pallette to your picture
- Put your head back onto chosen background
- Apply cut n' paste ears
Then optionally, but for better effect:
- Put the pair of pictures into some kind of morphing program (FantaMorph has a 30 day trial). This should bulk out your face to ogrific proportions, flatten your nose, etc.
- Then select the right frame from the morphing animation which is mostly yout face on mostly Shrek's head.
- Post thus.

I really should go now. Otherwise my mother will strike upon me with furious anger and I shall know that her name is the lord...

Good morning people

LOLOLOLOL

you know half of that is made up?

You know i thought the thread would've moved on 2 pages or so by now.

I would suggest (tentatively) this recipe:
- Take picture of self and picture of convenient ogre (perhaps Shrek)
- Resize and crop so both pictures are same size
- If possible, have your faces in the same place (roughly) in each picture
- Cut the backgrounds out
- Make a Shrek-skintone pallette
- Select your face and colourise to green, then apply pallette to your picture
- Put your head back onto chosen background
- Apply cut n' paste ears
Then optionally, but for better effect:
- Put the pair of pictures into some kind of morphing program (FantaMorph has a 30 day trial). This should bulk out your face to ogrific proportions, flatten your nose, etc.
- Then select the right frame from the morphing animation which is mostly yout face on mostly Shrek's head.
- Post thus.