Cambridge Chat (previously New Cambridge Students Entry 2004)

we havent got that far yet....cos Klix machines dont seem to dispense cornish cream teas!

we havent got that far yet....cos Klix machines dont seem to dispense cornish cream teas!

What did you do this time?

This time I did precisely nothing apart from get laughed at and get randomers coming up to me going "You're Helen from Clare, aren't you? You're X's friend. I heard all about you"*chortle chortle chortle* Camford - this is why I hate men.

I still don't get it... Maybe it's because I'm running on a 486 today or something.

OK, you don't know the full story. Went to said college for formal last year a couple of times. Got a bit drunk, may have made a bit of a fool of myself. Fine, just thought that a few people involved would remember and all would be cool. But no, the whole of the 2nd year who were there know everything, and have exaggerrated it into some huge horrible orgy/obsessive stalking session. And I hate him for it.

Who is him? Isn't it unfair to hate the whole man kind just because of one man? I can be very nice you know, when I get my P4 2.5GHz brain back...

I think she's exaggerating about the hating ever male bit, you know, just for a bit of effect.

Don't think you get counted out of this one, honey. Just because I'm not plotting your death today...

help me someone this is getting to be a real problem

what more can i do to try and make myself stay awake i really try vbt you know when you can't actually focus your eyes and they keep shutting and you have to eally struggle to open them again.....

It was my birthday last term and my bf made a video of me blowing out my candles and my eyes were nearly shut! I was singing myself happy birthday as well and I forgot the words . You get used to being tired, but staying capable. You WILL be fine - just try and get some proper rest.

um, and i bought some polos to suck so if i fall asleep ill choke, presumably, and wake up again

Not if you die, dear. WTF do they teach you in Physiol...?

im sure someone would give me the heimlich maneover before i actually died. or at least i hope they would.

It's citi4 that;'s free with a uni card, right? im going to go and do brain researcg, apparently.

It was my birthday last term and my bf made a video of me blowing out my candles and my eyes were nearly shut! I was singing myself happy birthday as well and I forgot the words . You get used to being tired, but staying capable. You WILL be fine - just try and get some proper rest.

yeah, visesh, but im going to be the one theyre doing the research on

They were soooo close to doing a TMI on me. They then asked how old I was, just before I signed the informed consent. Screw my lack of age. Oh well, 28 days to go...