youre fairly unlikely to give yourself salmonella. but you could go stick your fibngers down your throat and prevent untimely vomiting and remove any less-than-great omlette from your sstem.
Ewww, no I don't think that will help, besides the way I'm feeling I don't need help being sick...(hmmm pleasant!) It was about an hour ago now anyway, it's really not good! I checked the eggs, they were in date and I'm pretty sure it was cooked properly!